Cinemetal 0 Video: Linkin Park’s “In the End” Pieced Together from Movie Clips January 13th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The least irritating version of this song you will ever hear.
Lolz 0 Dude Booted From Trump Rally for “Trump Likes Nickelback” Sign January 13th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Muckraking has reached new heights.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Swag Goody Bag! January 12th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Slightly easier than last week’s logo…
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Metal Bands Were Food Products January 12th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Yummy.
Metal Etiquette 0 Tumbler of the Beast: Midnight Moon Moonshine January 12th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Maybe not the genuine article, but still mighty tasty.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums with Ungentlemanly Intentions Towards Your Face In 2016: Khemmis, TBD January 12th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Not just dudes in hoodies is doing some form of Sleep worship.
Tour de Force 0 Hatebreed to Tour with Re-Vamped DevilDriver January 12th, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Also: Devil You Know and Act of Defiance.
Tour de Force 0 Iron Maiden Announce First-Ever Performance in China January 12th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg What songs will they be disallowed from playing?
Tour de Force 0 Behemoth Will Tour North America with Myrkur, Play The Satanist in its Entirety January 12th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg AND they’ll have a museum of memorabilia with them.
New Stuff 0 Stream the New Abbath Album in its Entirety January 12th, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Slap on some badger paint and enjoy.
Power Metal Party 0 Primal Fear are the Power Metal “Rulebreaker” January 12th, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein More excellent Judas Priest worship by way of power metal.
Crushing Crowdfunding 0 Help Abysmal Dawn Fix Their Tour Van January 12th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus They’re about to head out with Cannibal Corpse, so they could use a hand.
Metal Legacies 0 Dream Theater’s Jordan Rudess Posts Gorgeous Piano Cover of David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” January 12th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein A fitting tribute to a legend.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe is Working on TWO New Books January 12th, 2016 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Sounds like 2016 will be another busy year for one of metal’s most creative minds.
New Stuff 0 Ketzer Will Need Some Dairy “When Milk Runs Dry” January 12th, 2016 at 10:30am Phil Boozeman Listen if you like black metal with some Metallica-style, galloping riffs mixed in.
Metal Legacies 0 Food & Beverage Magazine Officially Renames A Jack and Coke “The Lemmy” January 12th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus With bitters, though?
Br00tal-lists 0 Today’s Top 15 Bands That Sound Like They’re From the 90s January 11th, 2016 at 5:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt Dust off your Jncos and wallet chains for this…
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 This Video Trailer for Dream Theater’s The Astonishing is So Cheesy/Awesome January 11th, 2016 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Vince’s nerd-boner for Dream Theater knows no bounds.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Albums That Will Fuck Your Face Off: Perturbator, The Uncanny Valley January 11th, 2016 at 4:00pm Jeff Treppel Not quite metal, but heavy as a motherfucker.
MSTV 0 Here’s Why the Guns N’ Roses Reunion is Gonna Suck — The Smart Metal Show, Episode 5 January 11th, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The Guns N’ Roses reunion isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, everybody hates Frankie from Emmure, and Upon a Burning Body attempt another lame publicity stunt.
