Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tool Announce US Tour, We Think! November 13th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus The only band on earth who can release a tour announcement via fortune teller.
Metal in the Media 0 President Barack Obama: “I am Not the Lead Singer from Korn.” November 13th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Glad we cleared that up.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 10: The Panthers Win Ugly (and That’s Okay) November 12th, 2015 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Previews of Bill/Jets, Patriots/Giants, and more.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Listen to Misery Index Cover Sepultura! November 12th, 2015 at 1:59pm MetalSucks “Primitive Future” was recorded by Misery Index specifically for the Flexi Series.
What the...?? 0 Video: Sabaton Perform in a Spin Class November 12th, 2015 at 1:58pm Axl Rosenberg Well, really, WITH a spin class.
\m/ 0 Help Artist Costin Chioreanu Raise Money for the Victims of the Romanian Club Fire November 12th, 2015 at 1:57pm Emperor Rhombus Seven Euros for an hour of dark atmospheric music, with all proceeds going to the victims’ families.
Metal Legacies 0 Delores Rhoads, Mother of Randy Rhoads, Dead at 95 November 12th, 2015 at 1:56pm Emperor Rhombus R.I.P.
Music Dorkery 0 What are Eddie Van Halen’s Favorite Guitar Riffs of All Time? November 12th, 2015 at 1:55pm Axl Rosenberg Spoiler alert: he’s got great taste.
Metal Merch 0 Beyoncé, Madonna Amongst Latest Pop Stars to Get the Metal Shirt Treatment November 12th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg By which I mean someone has made shirts for them that look like shirts for not metal bands. They’re not being forced to wear chainmail or whatever.
Tour de Force 0 Fleshgod Apocalypse to Tour with Carach Angren and Abigail Williams November 12th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just a day after announcing their new album, King, Italy’s Fleshgod […]
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Barren Womb’s “Piss Jugs” November 12th, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks The song is much better than a jug full of piss.
Public Service Announcement 0 Thy Art Is Murder Sound Like Shitty Tourmates November 12th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Unless you like having your gear messed with every night.
This Sucks 0 Ex-Motörhead Drummer Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor Passes Away November 12th, 2015 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg He was 61.
Rampant Rumors 0 More Guns N’ Roses Reunion Rumors; Band’s Twitter Account Putting Out Bizarre Messages November 12th, 2015 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg “Whatever happened to no news is good news?” tweets someone associated with the band.
This Sucks 0 Romanian Club Fire: Goodbye to Gravity’s Bassist Dies November 12th, 2015 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Vocalist Andrei Galut is now the band’s only surviving member.
Lolz 0 An Excerpt from Charles Dickens’ Grim Expectations November 11th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus “So I came to be called Pip, until I became known as Blasphemoth Christraper.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The Album Art for Exmortus’ Ride Forth is More Metal Than You November 11th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Exmortus do not dick around — it’s a big part of […]
\m/ 0 Video: Dude Proposes to His Girlfriend at a Korn Meet and Greet November 11th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So, so Korny.
\m/ 0 KISS’ Paul Stanley Addresses Rumors That He’s Gay, Actually Says Something Intelligent November 11th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Credit where credit is due…
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Fleshgod Apocalypse’s New Album Could Be Fit for a King November 11th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get in here to peep the killer album art by Eliran Kantor.
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