What the...?? 0 Vital Remains Get into Mid-Show Tiff with Club Owner Over Jesus and Cross Hanging on Stage April 8th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein “Fuck that fuckin’ piece of shit hangin’ on that fuckin’ cross. He can suck my fuckin’ cock in hell, and maybe you should look into what bands you book before we get in here!”
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Denny’s Customer Fulfills World’s Collective Lifelong Dream, Punches Marilyn Manson in the Face April 8th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Just one of the many reasons you should never eat at a Denny’s.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Twisted Sister Announces Fill-In Drummer, Blasts Late Drummer April 8th, 2015 at 10:00am Anso DF Hint: He has experience replacing a suddenly dead drummer.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from The MetalSucks Mansion Archives! April 7th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s logo is friggin’ HARD!
Cinemetal 0 “Watcher in the Dark”: Pallbearer’s First-Ever Music Video is Super Pallbearery April 7th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Which is to say it’s slow, expansive, and best enjoyed with hallucinogenics.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Jeff Hanneman Won’t Be on the New Slayer Album After All April 7th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg But he did WRITE one of the songs on the album (we think).
Cinemetal 0 Watch Last Night’s Pro-Shot At the Gates Concert April 7th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you close your eyes, you can practically smell the B.O.!
Haterade 0 16 Things in the Modern Heavy Metal Scene That Need to Stop RIGHT NOW April 7th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks People that argue about sub-genres. Overly sweaty dudes that get into fights in moshpits and then hug each other. Overzealous local bands that win Battle of the Bands and then complain about their early time slot. And more!
Tour de Force 0 Faith No More and Refused Announce Hippest Reunion Tour of the Year April 7th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Whomever thought of this bill deserves a big pat on the back.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Skid Row Parts Ways with Vocalist Who Isn’t Sebastian Bach, Somehow Still Fails to Reunite with Sebastian Bach April 7th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg For some reason I suddenly feel the urge to listen to “Wasted Time.”
Music Dorkery 0 Rings of Saturn Guitarists Attempt To Prove They Can Play Their Instruments April 7th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein New playthrough video goes to great lengths to prove it’s real. But is it?
Black Collar Workers 0 Gwar Respond to Lawsuit from Dave Brockie’s Father April 7th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The band denies any wrongdoing.
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes: “Appreciate and Protect Your Race. Mother Nature Made it Like it is For a Reason.” April 7th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein “We, fellow Europeans and Asians, are NOT African.”
Cinemetal 0 Pay Leprous’ “Price” April 7th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, play Leprous’ “Price.”
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 7, 2015 April 7th, 2015 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund Minsk, Byzantine, Voivod/At The Gates, Soilwork, Gorguts, Malthusian, Enforcer, and tons more heavy new releases! TONS!
The Week in Metal 0 Watch “The Week in Metal with Glenn Fricker” for April 7th, 2015 April 7th, 2015 at 11:00am MetalSucks Last week was quite a doozy in the world of metal: Skeletonwitch booted Chance Garnette for his drinking problem, Megadeth solidified their lineup [...]
Black Collar Workers 0 Dave Brockie’s Dad is Suing Gwar for a Million Bucks April 7th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Some of his allegations are pretty nasty, too.
Black Collar Workers 0 We Were Apparently THIS Close to a Megadeth Rust in Peace-era Line-Up Reunion April 7th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Drummer Nick Menza asserts that “I was shut out for wanting a fair deal.”
SnarkNotes 0 SnarkNotes: “Fuel” by Metallica April 6th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg A detailed analysis of James Hetfield’s finest poetic offering.
Cinemetal 0 Here’s a Humorous, Short Documentary About Cannibal Corpse Fans April 6th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Non-metal site gets to know death metal fans, concludes that they’re not neanderthal degenerates.
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