Editorials 0 DANNY CAREY PLAYS TOOL’S “VICARIOUS” WITH L.A. TEENS May 29th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein That a group of kids between 5 and 10 years […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH THAT WAS RIGHT May 25th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg That’s right, cumgarglers! Now you can sign up for our […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 RIGHT NOW! METALSUCKS LIVEBLOGS THE REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS April 11th, 2012 at 9:07pm Anso DF The Revolver Golden Gods Awards event is totally fun, so […]
Reviews 240 READER TODD ELLIOT REVIEWS MORBID ANGEL’S ILLUD DIVINUM INSANUS – THE REMIXES February 27th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Last week, Axl mentioned that he had tried to listen […]
Metal Jewery 160 GEVOLT: KLEZMERCORE January 11th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Put down your drumsticks. We’re taking a picture.” “But what […]
Br00tal-lists 30 YEAR’S END ADDENDUM: THE YEAR IN WHICH I WAS MORE PRETENTIOUS THAN USUAL December 16th, 2011 at 1:05pm MetalSucks Damn you, MetalSucks, and your early Top 15 deadlines; I […]
Contests 1270 PHOTO CAPTION: WIN A BUNCH OF SIGNED CD BOOKLETS FROM OPETH, SOULFLY AND MORE December 15th, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein The winner of last week’s Photo Caption Contest will get […]
Cinemetal 130 THE NEW SHINING LIVE BLACKJAZZ DVD IS GOING TO RULE November 3rd, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein If last week’s preview of the new Shining (the Norwegian […]
Reviews 390 THREE ENTRIES OF 2011 EXCELLENCE: GLORIOR BELLI, WHITEHORSE, AND MITOCHONDRION September 20th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks The thing driving traditionalists crazy is the fact that there’s […]
Necrolust 110 CANNABIS CORPSE EURO TOUR 2011’S BEST SUPPORTING ACTS – THE AWARD GOES TO… September 19th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks (I am well aware that that is a shit title, […]
Viral Vomit 80 THIS GIVES THE TERM “COOKIE MONSTER VOCALS” A WHOLE NEW MEANING June 7th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg D’OH! Vince posted this back in 2009. Yep, we’ve now […]
Contests 90 MARYLAND DEATH FEST MVP ANNOUNCED!!! May 26th, 2011 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Congratulations to Isaac S., the winner of our MDF MVP contest! […]
Cinemetal 120 LET’S HEAR IT FOR HAMMERFALL “ONE MORE TIME” May 12th, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Hammerfall are completely ridiculous (in a good way), and their […]
Tour de Force 30 LEYLA GETS READY FOR SONISPHERE May 3rd, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Since summer and, thus, summer festivals are almost upon us, […]
The Webernets 120 MIKE PORTNOY = LARRY DAVID April 29th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Once upon a time I pitched Mike Portnoy (through his […]
Show Reviews 340 THE 2011 REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS WRAP-UP: THE LEAST YOU SHOULD KNOW April 22nd, 2011 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Avenged Sevenfold and Vinnie Paul, “Mouth For War” Matt Cerone […]
Editorials 1210 WOMEN ARE BETTER METAL SINGERS THAN MEN March 17th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks After listening to Psycho’s female blowtorch, Penny Torture, and Ava […]
Metal Media 650 AND THE NOMINEES FOR THE 2011 REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS ARE… February 25th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So Revolver are doing their Golden Gods awards for the […]
Viral Vomit 60 “YES, YES, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!” January 18th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg One of the things I love about people who have […]
Editorials 1800 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A WAR FROM A HARLOTS MOUTH PRIZE PACKAGE December 2nd, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Last week’s photo was funny in and of itself, but […]