Editorials 1390 F*CK ROLLING STONE: WHO ARE THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME? November 24th, 2008 at 1:59pm Corey Mitchell (Rolling Stone ballot filled out by James Hetfield of Metallica.) […]
Rampant Rumors 1000 GAAHL IS GAY. OFFICIALLY. October 30th, 2008 at 11:14am Vince Neilstein So after “metalsucks,” “metal sucks” and “metalsucks.net,” “gaahl gay” is […]
Interviews 40 METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH METAL CHURCH’S RONNY MUNROE October 9th, 2008 at 4:13pm Corey Mitchell MetalSucks pensman Corey Mitchell recently had the chance to chat […]
Reviews 290 WHAT HAVE ALL THAT REMAINS OVERCOME? September 30th, 2008 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg “I’d hate to be in one of those bands where […]
Reviews 320 SKIP METALLICA, PROCEED DIRECTLY TO METAL CHURCH September 23rd, 2008 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell There has been a veritable smorgasbord of Old Fart-approved albums […]
Show Reviews 110 MASTERS OF METAL TOUR: AN OLD FART’S WET DREAM September 2nd, 2008 at 1:42pm Corey Mitchell The biggest metal tour of 2008 rolled through San Antonio […]
Contests 190 “INTO THE PIT” FIGHT PHOTO CONTEST: SUBMIT YOUR MOST GRUESOME MOSHPIT INJURY STORIES AND WIN BIG! August 21st, 2008 at 4:45pm Vince Neilstein Got an awesome moshpit injury story?? Now’s your chance to […]
Show Reviews 150 THE METAL MASTERS TOUR: JUDAS PRIEST ARE AWESOME, HEAVEN & HELL ARE AWESOMER August 11th, 2008 at 12:45pm Axl Rosenberg In 2004, the Painkiller-era Judas Priest line-up reunited and blew […]
Ask Anton OyVey 90 ASK ANTON OYVEY August 5th, 2008 at 3:12pm MetalSucks And now it’s time for another edition of “Ask Anton […]
...And F*ck You Too 510 50 THINGS WE ARE NOT LIKELY TO EVER SEE OR HEAR IN THE METAL WORLD August 1st, 2008 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg A power ballad by Slayer. A Jew in a Stryper […]
Editorials 1200 GAAHL IS GAY? July 24th, 2008 at 2:35pm Axl Rosenberg I still can’t believe that there was ever a time […]
Reviews 60 IHSAHN’S GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALL July 14th, 2008 at 12:26pm Sammy O'Hagar There’s a long history of a front man striking out […]
Editorials 210 JUDAS PRIEST THREATEN TO PLAY NOSTRADAMUS LIVE IN ITS ENTIRETY June 27th, 2008 at 11:33am Axl Rosenberg I will never forget the time Vince and I went […]
Editorials 70 TIM “RIPPER” OWENS TO SING FOR YNGWIE MALMSTEEN! February 26th, 2008 at 4:58pm Vince Neilstein I hereby promise this will be the last of an […]
Editorials 30 TOP 10 METAL STARS TO DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN October 29th, 2007 at 11:49am Axl Rosenberg If you’re one of those people who a) doesn’t think […]
Editorials 220 ANYONE WHO SAYS THE NEW AVENGED SEVENFOLD ALBUM IS GAY IS GAY October 24th, 2007 at 10:08am Axl Rosenberg Dude. Come on. Anyone who says the new Avenged Sevenfold […]
Reviews 1 CAGE RELEASES KING DIAMOND TRIBUTE TRACK October 18th, 2007 at 2:37pm Vince Neilstein Do you like your metal fast and furious, NWOBHM and […]
Cinemetal 40 REVELATION OF THE DAY: RIPPER OWENS-ERA JUDAS PRIEST IS ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT August 9th, 2007 at 10:25am Axl Rosenberg I’ve avoided any Judas Priest albums with Tim “Ripper” Owens […]
Editorials 20 BLAZE BAYLEY IS MORE METAL THAN BRUCE DICKINSON – AND HE CAN PROVE IT! March 26th, 2007 at 11:09am Axl Rosenberg Blaze Bayley, in what seems to be yet another attempt […]
Revisit Reviews 0 25 Years Later, Emperor’s IX Equilibrium Remains an Essential Piece of the Greater Puzzle April 27th, 2024 at 3:00pm C.C. DeLorean MMXXIV Rumination