The Webernets 0 Best Craigslist Ad Ever of the Day: Burzum-Related Missed Connection August 30th, 2013 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Can two people who love a bigoted black metal musician find love?
Tweet Twat 0 Ozzy Can’t Even Make a Sandwich Without Causing a Disaster August 30th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sabbath vocalist almost burns his house down… for the second time this year.
What the...?? 0 For the Fallen Dreams Bassist Kickstarts $81,000… on a Wallet Design August 30th, 2013 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein “The MostRad Minimalist Wallet” is making Brandon Stastny a design kingpin.
Tour de Force 0 I Am Seriously Considering Going to the Inaugural Stryper Fan Weekend August 30th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg This… sounds… HILARIOUS.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 The Department of Islamic Development of Malaysia Objects to “Evil and Anti-Divine” Lamb of God Performance August 30th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Whose dick do I have to suck to get such a glowing review?” Glen Benton wonders aloud.
New Stuff 0 The Time Has Finally Arrived: Stream Colored Sands, the First New Gorguts Album in Twelve Years August 29th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg It rules so hard!
Contests 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Seeker Unloved Hoodie and T-Shirt Prize Pack August 29th, 2013 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Bringing “crowd surfing” to a whole new level.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Anciients Star in the Latest Episode of Converse x Decibel August 29th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks They discuss about how the great outdoors has influenced their music.
Viral Vomit 0 Watch a Dude Beatbox Dream Theater’s “Dance of Eternity”… with Time Signature Flashcards, No Less! August 29th, 2013 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Three cheers for coordination.
The Webernets 0 The Metal Evolution: Extreme Metal Episode is Finally Almost Done August 29th, 2013 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein The “lost episode” of the TV series will focus on black metal, death metal, grindcore, and metal’s more extreme sub-genres.
Cinemetal 0 Speaking of Revocation: Dave Davidson and Phil Dubois-Coyne Were in a Hair Metal Band August 29th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg World, meet Hot on the Heels.
New Stuff 0 I Wish This Was the Last Sighting of The Devil Wears Prada August 29th, 2013 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg New song is new… I think.
Cinemetal 0 This is What Frankie Palmeri’s Apartment Looks Like August 29th, 2013 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Okay that’s not REALLY Frankie’s apartment, but you can indeed see it if you click through, I swear.
New Stuff 0 This New Kayo Dot Song is a Progressive and Experimental Mind-Bender August 29th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein You will like.
Megadick 0 Today in Dave Mustaine Dumbassery August 29th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Define “complete lack of self-awareness.”
Cinemetal 0 Clutch Achieve “Crucial Velocity” with Super-Hottie Aisha Tyler August 29th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Can you believe this beautiful creature directed a music video by band whose fanbase consists of cretins like the writers and readers of MetalSucks?
The Webernets 0 Phil From Revocation Interviews Every Band on Summer Slaughter (Mostly About Penii) August 29th, 2013 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Revocation drummer talks kegel exercises, male porn stars and more with members of The Dillinger Escape Plan, Periphery, Animals as Leaders, Cattle Decapitation and the full Summer Slaughter lineup.
This Sucks 0 Canada Just Made it Even Harder for Foreign Bands to Play There August 29th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg New regulations make it fiscally unfeasible to play north of the border.
Cinemetal 0 A Pale Horse Named Death Lay Your Soul to Waste in New Video August 28th, 2013 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein A new clip for the track “DMSLT.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Here’s the Trailer for Anders Björler’s Debut Solo Album, Antikythera August 28th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Me personally, I’m pro-kythera. I mean, what did kythera ever do to me?
