Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 INCANTATION VENGEFULLY VANQUISH SH*TTY DEATH METAL BANDS October 15th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because of New York Comic Con, Vince and I basically […]
New Stuff 0 THE GRANDEUR OF EVOCATION October 15th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Evocation’s new album is, as Decibel‘s Chris Dick puts it, […]
New Stuff 0 PIG DESTROYER’S BOOK BURNER: ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS YOU WILL HEAR ALL YEAR NOW STREAMING October 15th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I think that at this point, I’ve ranted and raved […]
Tour de Force 0 CMJ MUSIC MARATHON 2012 METAL PREVIEW! October 15th, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks The air is cool and crisp, Yankees fans are coming […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 ROB ZOMBIE AND MARILYN MANSON ARE IN LOVE October 15th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Update, 4:33 pm: A reader who actually attended one of […]
What the...?? 0 WHAT… THE… F*CKING… F*CK…. October 15th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Yeah my brain pretty much melted when I saw that, […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE ARE AT NY COMIC CON RIGHT NOW! October 12th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Sure, Axl and Vince are off at Comic Con hanging […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR DYSFUNCTION October 12th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Hey MetalSucks people! Thanks for reading! We […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 ATTN METAL BANDS: PLS COVER THIS JAM, CREATE CRUSHGAZE GENRE? October 12th, 2012 at 3:30pm Anso DF Hint: Set volume at hearing-damage levels. Dude srs don’t u […]
Cinemetal 0 ALL ELSE FAILS: CHECK OUT THESE HUNKS October 12th, 2012 at 3:00pm Anso DF Man it’s insanifying when for some reason attractive people are […]
Exclusive 0 STCOT PREVIEW: INDESINENCE, CROWNED [WITH BONUS ASTRONOID] October 12th, 2012 at 2:30pm Anso DF Ohai there MetalSucks readers! Whoa your wang looks amazing today! […]
Reviews 0 REVIEW: ABSVRDIST’S ‘ILLUSORY’ IS NUTS! N-V-T-S NUTS! October 12th, 2012 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar There’s a point when genre nitpicking is just a plea […]
Cinemetal 0 IRON MAIDEN NEWSWATCH: BRUCE’S KEYNOTE SPEECH, NEW ADRIAN JAM October 12th, 2012 at 1:30pm Anso DF We all eagerly await the unseating of NBA commissioner David […]
New Stuff 0 “KLUSKAP OKUM”: THAT’S VOIVOD FOR ‘AWESOME’ October 12th, 2012 at 1:00pm Anso DF Photo by Ron McGregor Voivod’s new album Target Earth (out […]
This Sucks 0 LOOK RIGHT PENNY ROBBED, SET WINTER TOUR October 12th, 2012 at 12:30pm Anso DF Look Right Penny, authors of 2012’s sleeper classic Sugar Lane […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 LISTEN: SHORTEST, PISSIEST, AWESOMEST KISS INTERVIEW EVER? October 12th, 2012 at 12:00pm Anso DF “Here smell this.” Look, nobody on Earth has less sympathy […]
The Webernets 0 DEFTONES: CHI CHENG’S SON SEEMS COOL October 12th, 2012 at 11:30am Anso DF Deftones bassist Chi Cheng remains in a “minimally conscious state” […]
The Webernets 0 U WUBB-WUBB IT ALL: FAITH NO MORE’S ‘EPIC’ IN DUBSTEP October 12th, 2012 at 11:00am Anso DF We’re of the totally-not-controversial opinion that “Epic” is one of […]
Tour de Force 0 THE PARTY TO THE APOCALYPSE TOUR STARRING SHADOWS FALL, GOD FORBID, THY WILL BE DONE, AND TRUMPET THE HARLOT STARTS TONIGHT! AND YOU CAN WIN SOME SWEET PRIZES JUST BY ATTENDING!!! October 12th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks Tonight marks the beginning of the MetalSucks-presented Party to the […]
\m/ 0 REMINDER: METALSUCKS + VERTEBRAE33 ARE AT NEW YORK COMIC CON RIGHT NOW! COME MEET DEE SNIDER, ALEX SKOLNICK, AND PAUL BOOTH! October 12th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m writing this about eleven hours before any of you […]
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