Cinemetal 120 CANCER BATS’ “OLD BLOOD” BLEEDS FRESH ON NEW TRACK January 26th, 2012 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein When people ask me to point to an example of […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 CAN U BELIEVE THIS EXTREME JAM? January 26th, 2012 at 2:00pm Anso DF Say what you will about its corny message and lulzy […]
Show Reviews 250 LAMB OF GOD KICK OFF RESOLUTION TOURING CYCLE IN STYLE IN NYC January 26th, 2012 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Here’s when you know that a band has finally “made […]
New Stuff 20 PRIMITIVE WEAPONS’ NEW “ANTHEM” AIN’T FOR NO “QUITTERS” January 26th, 2012 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Onward and upward for Brooklyn’s Primitive Weapons! Last we checked […]
Reviews 0 INCH SCRAPER: HARDCORE 7″ REVIEWS OF DAYLIGHT, UNHOLY MAJESTY, AND WRONG ANSWER January 26th, 2012 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez A389 Recordings‘ opening salvo of 2012 includes the self-titled debut […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 220 THERE’S A NEW IHSAHN SOLO ALBUM ON THE WAY! January 26th, 2012 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Ten out of ten MetalSucks readers agree: Ihsahn is awesome! […]
This Sucks 100 R.I.P. MARK REALE, 1955-2012 January 26th, 2012 at 10:40am MetalSucks Mark Reale, guitarist of the band Riot, passed away yesterday […]
Editorials 580 EVEN HATE ETERNAL COULDN’T SAVE ME FROM JURY DUTY January 26th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month I recounted a humorous tale of my […]
New Stuff 300 90 SECONDS OF NEW VAN HALEN IS BETTER THAN NO NEW VAN HALEN AT ALL January 25th, 2012 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein [UPDATE, 5:10pm: MS reader Mick Stingley informs us that “Blood […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 20 PIT ROMNEY: UNITED BLOOD GIVES, A389 STRIKES A POSE January 25th, 2012 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez Newt may seemingly have Mitt on the ropes right now, […]
Tour de Force 720 HIGH ON FIRE ARE ON THE 2012 ROCKSTAR MAYHEM FEST TOO! January 25th, 2012 at 4:05pm Vince Neilstein Have you had enough summer tour-related excitement for one day […]
New Stuff 100 SOULFLY’S FREE NEW TRACK SEEKS TO MAKE “WORLD SCUM” OF MY PERSONAL DATA January 25th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Soulfly fans of the world: there’s a new track called […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 270 ONCE UPON A TIME, MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN WASN’T COOL, EITHER January 25th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg My father once told me that “celebrities eat and drink […]
Tweet Twat 60 WHAT ARE ROB ARNOLD AND ANDOLS HERRICK WORKING ON? January 25th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg So yesterday, now-former Chimaira guitarist and current Six Feet Under […]
Tour de Force 430 ALL SHALL PERISH, FLESHGOD APOCALYPSE TOURING WITH SOME OTHER BANDS January 25th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg All Shall Perish have announced their next headlining tour, and […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 850 SHROOMGATE: DEP GUITARIST BEN WEINMAN SPOKE TO GREG PUCIATO ABOUT DRUGZ January 25th, 2012 at 1:30pm Anso DF Last week’s most amusing news item came from Dillinger Escape […]
Music Premieres 270 A METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE TRACK PREMIERE: EXOTIC ANIMAL PETTING ZOO’S “APIS BULL” January 25th, 2012 at 1:00pm MetalSucks If the name “Exotic Animal Petting Zoo” doesn’t exactly strike […]
Unsigned and Unholy 40 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: TEMBLAD, WE ARE KNUCKLE DRAGGER, RE1IKT January 25th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein There seems to be some confusion about how to get […]
Tour de Force 1360 ROCKSTAR ENERGY MAYHEM FESTIVAL 2012 LINE-UP FEATURES ALL THE RUMORED BANDS January 25th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The rumor was that this year’s edition of Mayhem Fest […]
Viral Vomit 190 EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRLS PLAYING METAL ARE LIKE TOTALLY THE NEW “IT” THING January 25th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Remember last week when eight year old Juliet released her […]
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