Metal Merch 200 AC/DC TO METALLICA: “F*CK YOU, WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN VERSION OF MONOPOLY!” August 5th, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg AC/DC and Metallica are similar in a lot of ways: […]
Tour de Force 270 IMMOLATION HEADLINING TOUR: THE FALL IS OFFICIALLY OVERWHELMING August 5th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I hope everyone has been stashing loose change in their […]
\m/ 140 BIG BUSINESS GET \m/ ON FOX RED EYE August 5th, 2011 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Word on that street is that longtime correspondent Oderus Urungus […]
New Stuff 560 THIRTY-FOUR SECONDS OF NEW WAYNE STATIC MUSIC IS ENOUGH TO CONVINCE ME I DON’T NEED TO HEAR MORE August 5th, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg I always feel kinda bad for Wayne Static, the same […]
Everyone's Replaceable 230 SO AS IT TURNS OUT, THREATENING TO BLOW-UP A DRUGSTORE IS GROUNDS FOR DISMISSAL August 5th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last month Coheed and Cambria bassist Michael Todd set out […]
Rigged 30 RIGGED: ALL SHALL PERISH’S FRANCESCO ARTUSATO ON HIS ROCKSTAR ENERGY DRINK MAYHEM FESTIVAL GEAR SETUP August 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks As part of our coverage of this year’s Rockstar Energy Drink […]
Contests 440 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A DIR EN GREY PRIZE PACK August 4th, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Last week’s Caption Contest saw the promise of “an assortment […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 30 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: RORSCHACH’S PROTESTANT GETS A TONGUE BATH August 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 20 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “FALLING TO PIECES” August 4th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Spurred by an lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 50 PROJECT GINGER August 4th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks One of my favorite musicians, Ginger, set off on a […]
Freeloader 20 DOWNLOAD CORMORANT’S METAZOA FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF FREE August 4th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s gonna be a presumably-excellent new Cormorant album called Dwellings […]
Br00tal-lists 90 TOO SOON TOO? ANSO DF’S BEST OF 2011… SO FAR August 4th, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF Cosmo started it at Invisible Oranges. Then our Axl and Murder Corey got […]
\m/ 1 YEAH, BUT DO THEY REALIZE THAT THE ALBUM WAS CALLED STAY HUNGRY? August 4th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last year, a bunch of teachers took Twisted Sister’s legendary […]
Cinemetal 20 AFTER THE BURIAL BLITZ August 4th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a good day to be an After the Burial […]
Contests 430 SUMMER SLAUGHTER CONTEST: WIN AN ESP GUITAR SIGNED BY THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER AND WHITECHAPEL August 4th, 2011 at 12:30pm MetalSucks MetalSucks is once again sponsoring the Summer Slaughter tour, which […]
\m/ 40 ANAL CUNT DRINK BUCKCHERRY’S “WHISKEY IN THE MORNING” August 4th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein File under “things I never thought I’d hear:” Anal Cunt […]
Contests 270 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE METAL COVER OF CELINE DION EDITION August 4th, 2011 at 11:30am MetalSucks We hate Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” with […]
New Stuff 20 THE BINARY CODE MEDITATE, DARKLY August 4th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg In June I saw The Binary Code for the first […]
Viral Vomit 1 WE ARE SO TOTALLY HIRING MANOWAR TO PLAY OUR NEXT OFFICE PARTY August 4th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Now-bankrupt metal blog Metal Inquisition hired Manowar to play their office […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 20 OXBOW FRONTMAN JOINS BLACK FLAG (SORTA) August 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Black Flag will never reunite in any form that even […]
