Viral Vomit 310 WASHING MACHINE USURPS \\MAYTAG AS REIGNING KING OF APPLIANCECORE June 1st, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The problem with \\Maytag, the “refrigerator drone metal” band, is […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 300 AND THE OTHER GUESTS ON THE NEW GOJIRA EP ARE… June 1st, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Everyone whose parents raised them correctly loves Gojira, and so […]
Music Premieres 100 EXCLUSIVE TRACK PREMIERE: BLOODLIGHTS COMMAND THAT YOU “GIMME BLOOD” June 1st, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks One of my favorite bands, Bloodlights, has a still-untitled album coming […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 810 HOLY SH*T THE ALBUM ART FOR OPETH’S HERITAGE IS F*CKING AMAZING June 1st, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Opeth have just uploaded the cover for their new album, […]
Guest Columns 80 PAIN & PISS IN FOUR PARTS: WOODS OF YPRES TOUR BLOG, #3 June 1st, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein [Blackened doom metallers Woods of Ypres are currently touring North America […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 60 SH*T THAT CAME OUT YESTERDAY – THE MAY 31, 2011 EDITION June 1st, 2011 at 11:30am Vic Vaughn Lotsa stuff happened over the long weekend while we were […]
Neilstein Soundscam 120 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: CAVING IN TO BORIS June 1st, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Butt rock reigns yet again, with Seether nabbing the top […]
Cinemetal 170 NEW JANE’S ADDICTION JAM IS THE JAM! June 1st, 2011 at 10:30am Anso DF The most recent album by Jane’s Addiction, 2003’s Strays, was […]
Rampant Rumors 290 DAMN YOU, TOOL, STOP TEASING ME! (OK, ACTUALLY KEEP DOING IT) June 1st, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Tool are notorious for shenanigans and delight in giving their […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1350 #5: KARL SANDERS (NILE) May 31st, 2011 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Tour de Force 550 METALSUCKS MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR 2011 ANNOUNCEMENT, DAY 3 May 31st, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Last week we began to unveil the line-up for the awesome […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN FIVE CDs FROM THE METALSUCKS MANSION ARCHIVES!!! May 31st, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Mazel tov to reader Will Underwood, who correctly identified last […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 40 THE DEVIL’S BLOOD: NEW ALBUM IN NOVEMBER May 31st, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Velvet Revolver guitarist Slash tells a funny story about his […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 30 END TIME: BRUTAL TRUTH HAVE GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN THEIR CLAW May 31st, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The first thing the album art for Brutal Truth’s End […]
Rampant Rumors 50 NO, THOSE WERE NOT DEMOS FOR THE NEW TONY DANZA TAPDANCE EXTRAVAGANZA ALBUM May 31st, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg So last week we got all excited after hearing some […]
Cinemetal 290 SWEDEN’S SHINING MAKE A GO AT “MOST DISTURBING VIDEO OF 2011” May 31st, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Shining — the Swedish “Opeth of black metal” band, not […]
Cinemetal 120 HEAR A SAMPLE OF OSCAR WINNING COMPOSER TRENT REZNOR COVERING LED ZEPPELIN FOR THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO May 31st, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The new red band (read: NSFW) trailer for David Fincher’s […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 170 IF YOU’RE JUST READING ABOUT IT NOW, YOU’RE NOT ATTENDING THIS IS HARDCORE 2011 May 31st, 2011 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez In a scene where yearly festivals are as abundant as […]
New Stuff 330 “MALENCHANTMENTS OF THE NECROSPHERE”: VINCE’S FAVORITE SONG FROM THE NEW BLACK DAHLIA MURDER ALBUM GETS RELEASED! May 31st, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Actually I dunno if “Malenchantments of the Necrosphere” is still […]
New Stuff 90 CONVERGE “RUNAWAY” LIVE May 31st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this month we told you that Converge had recorded […]
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