New Stuff 380 AMON AMARTH COVER… SYSTEM OF A DOWN?!? March 22nd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg If you asked me to make some suggestions for bands […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 110 FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP *BREATH* FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP March 22nd, 2011 at 10:30am Gary Suarez When those fucking Melvins announced they’d be playing every Friday […]
Everyone's Replaceable 120 SKELETONWITCH FANS: I’VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS, AND I’VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS FOR YA March 22nd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The bad news is that drummer Derrick Nau has left […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS ANSWERS QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR MOM, A GWAR VIDEO GAME AND THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE March 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Greetings human filth, it is I, Oderus… no need for […]
New Stuff 100 BECOMING THE ARCHETYPE WROTE A SONG ABOUT RIDING A MOTORCYCLE IN SPACE March 21st, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg At least, that’s what vocalist Jason Wisdom tells Noisecreep the band’s […]
Cinemetal 290 IT’S A SLOW NEWS DAY. HOW ABOUT SOME LIVE GOJIRA FOOTAGE? March 21st, 2011 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein The good folks at Heavy Blog is Heavy are celebrating […]
Cinemetal 170 I GUESS THE NEW SYLOSIS VIDEO IS OKAY, TOO March 21st, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, it’s no Hard Eight video, but it’s pretty […]
...And F*ck You Too 570 MEET HARD EIGHT, FUTURE WINNERS OF THE MTV VIDEO VANGUARD AWARD March 21st, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, friends. Be prepared to have your minds blown. Thank […]
Contests 60 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE SPANISH BULLFIGHTING EDITION March 21st, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks (click to enlarge) The above picture shows MS Maniac “Goro923” […]
Show Reviews 140 SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST METAL REPORT, DAY 1: A PLEASANT SURPRISE FROM THE TURBID NORTH + ANIMALS AS BONERZ March 21st, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Kip W. and I arrived in Austin, TX the night […]
Viral Vomit 120 F*CKIN’ TEA!!! March 21st, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I am a strong believer in the healing and soothing […]
What the...?? 150 WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO BLAME ALIENS FOR CHICKENFOOT March 21st, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Massive amounts of alcohol: Never responsible for altered memories or […]
Cinemetal 60 NEW YORK DOLLS = INSTANT CREDIBILITY March 21st, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein The New York Dolls are the OG glam rockers, the […]
New Stuff 1 THE GREAT SABATINI ARE A SHINING EXAMPLE OF NAPOLEON SODOMITES March 21st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Remember last month when I gave you the heads up […]
Tour de Force 300 A PERFECT CIRCLE: OFFICIALLY NOT RE-BROKEN UP, DOING A SUMMER TOUR March 21st, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg A Perfect Circle are like the Ross and Rachel of […]
Rampant Rumors 150 A SURFEIT OF CONVERGE NEWS March 21st, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg If you were hoping for a new Converge full-length this […]
Viral Vomit 270 F*CK MONDAY, HERE’S A DEATHCORE VERSION OF REBECCA BLACK’S “FRIDAY” March 21st, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Okay, so I had no fucking clue about this whole […]
New Stuff 430 GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS? LET NEW DEVIN TOWNSEND MUSIC MAKE YOU FEEL LIGHT AS A “FEATHER” March 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m gonna keep this short because HOLY SHIT IT’S NEW […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 140 SATURDAY SONGS TO HATE ETERNALLY TO: “TOMBEAU (LE TOMBEAU DE LA FUREUR ET DES FLAMMES)” March 19th, 2011 at 6:54pm Axl Rosenberg My love of the new Hate Eternal album has inspired […]
Worst Week Ever 40 IN WHICH WE WERE COOL AS ICE March 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh my fuck, you guys, IT IS 71 DEGREES OUTSIDE. […]
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