New Stuff 110 GET DOOMED WITH KYPCK February 3rd, 2011 at 12:14am Vince Neilstein Like most native English speakers, for the longest time I […]
Show Reviews 70 MINDFUL OF CASTEVET February 3rd, 2011 at 12:13am Vince Neilstein By some incredible combination of having my head up my […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 220 FRANK SINATRA MAKES MOST METAL MUSICIANS LOOK LIKE PUSSIES February 3rd, 2011 at 12:12am Axl Rosenberg So there are a lot of things that differentiate Frank […]
New Stuff 80 GREAT GRAYCEON! February 3rd, 2011 at 12:11am Axl Rosenberg Grayceon’s Jackie Perez Gratz auditions for the new Whitesnake video. […]
Viral Vomit 110 BEST VIDEO EVER OF THE DAY: 11 YEAR-OLD PLAYS RUSH’S “YYZ” ON THE PIANO… WITH BOTH HANDS AND BOTH FEET February 3rd, 2011 at 12:10am Vince Neilstein Forget all labels of dorkiness / loserness / awesomeness you’ve […]
New Stuff 80 ‘NOTHER NEW NEURAXIS SONG February 3rd, 2011 at 12:09am Axl Rosenberg It’s cold, icy, and raining here in New York. In […]
Tour de Force 90 AN AWESOME 2011 TOUR WE’VE YET TO COMMENT ON: ATHEIST + ALOL + REVOCATION + LAST CHANCE TO REASON February 3rd, 2011 at 12:08am Vince Neilstein “We aim to please, so please aim.” So read the […]
Music Dorkery 140 THIS RIFF IS SERIOUSLY F*CKING DANGEROUS February 3rd, 2011 at 12:07am Axl Rosenberg I made the grave error of listening to Intronaut’s “The […]
This Sucks 110 LITA FORD AND JIM GILLETTE DON’T LOVE EACH OTHER ANYMORE :( February 3rd, 2011 at 12:06am Axl Rosenberg …and no MetalSucks reader ever got an erection again. It […]
Cinemetal 180 BOOTLEG FOOTAGE OF TIMES OF GRACE’S LIVE DEBUT February 3rd, 2011 at 12:05am Axl Rosenberg So Times of Grace, which is basically a reunion of […]
New Stuff 40 HEMOPTYSIS ARE THE MERCHANTS OF DEATH! (AND BLACK METAL, AND THRASH) February 3rd, 2011 at 12:04am Vince Neilstein You ought to remember thrashy black metallers Hemoptysis, but MetalSucks […]
New Stuff 90 NEW SEPTICFLESH IS EPICLY EPIC February 3rd, 2011 at 12:03am Axl Rosenberg Two years ago Anton OyVey and I get pretty drunk […]
Black Collar Workers 160 EMI LABEL GROUP IS SOLD TO A F*CKING BANK February 3rd, 2011 at 12:02am Vince Neilstein If I were in a metal band on EMI or […]
This Sucks 160 NERGAL’S BACK IN THE HOSPITAL February 3rd, 2011 at 12:01am Axl Rosenberg Well, this is terrible. Early this morning an anonymous reader […]
Admin 160 CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING A STUPID DUM-DUM February 3rd, 2011 at 12:00am MetalSucks Yep, we played a Ground Hog Day’s prank on you. […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN BOTTLE OF METALLIANCE HOT SAUCE FROM (DUH) THE METALLIANCE TOUR February 2nd, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hats off to reader Michael Teague, who correctly identified last week’s […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 70 I GUESS MERCENARY DON’T EVER WANNA TOUR WITH IN FLAMES February 2nd, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg The above quote appears right at the start of the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 60 THIS SHAT/WYLDE COLLABORATION IS GONNA BE DEEP, MAN February 2nd, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The once-great Zakk Wylde and has recorded a new version […]
Cinemetal 40 CUT YOUR TEETH ARE SEXY “STALLION”S February 2nd, 2011 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein I’m in love with Cut Your Teeth‘s blend of straight-up […]
New Stuff 70 DARKEST HOUR: JUST “YOUR EVERYDAY DISASTER” February 2nd, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg We still haven’t gotten to hear the new Darkest Hour […]
