Everyone's Replaceable 70 MACY GRAY IS THE NEW SINGER FOR VELVET REVOLVER May 24th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Well, no, not really. But Velvet Revolver do accompany her […]
Viral Vomit 700 Ten Genres of Metal in Three Minutes May 24th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We got a ridiculous number of e-mails this weekend about […]
Power Metal Party 110 PRIMAL FEAR: ONLY IN GERMANY (COULD SUCH A KIND OF METAL STILL BE POPULAR) May 24th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein I’m not sure how Primal Fear have slipped under my […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 460 SATURDAY UN-JUGGAJAMZ TO KLOWN AROUND TO: OLD-SCHOOL BUNGLE PARTY!!!!! May 22nd, 2010 at 1:38pm Kip Wingerschmidt Until last year, I had no idea what a frickin […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE REALLY MIGHT HAVE HAD THE WORST WEEK EVER May 21st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dio died. Isis broke-up. Bret Michaels is back in the […]
MDF Memories 160 MDF MEMORIES: JOHN FROM WEEKEND NACHOS May 21st, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks We’re just one week away from Maryland Deathfest 2010, which will […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 350 A FEW THINGS YOU WON’T SEE WHEN VH1 AIRS THE GOLDEN GOD AWARDS May 21st, 2010 at 4:03pm Anso DF When you tune into the premiere broadcast of The Second […]
Show Reviews 70 HAVOK WREAK HAVOC May 21st, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Shitty picture that does not do this awesome band justice […]
Br00tal-lists 250 LOU KOLLER FROM SICK OF IT ALL’S QUINTESSENTIAL GUIDE TO HARDCORE – DAY FIVE May 21st, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks To celebrate the release of Sick of it All’s awesome […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 50 LAST THREE DAYS TO ORDER HORSE THE BAND’S MOTHER OF ALL DVDS May 21st, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember back in March, when we found out that Horse […]
Haterade 530 DID YOU KNOW THAT JAMES CAMERON DIRECTED THE ICP “MIRACLES” VIDEO? May 21st, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg He didn’t. He’s probably never heard of ICP. And if […]
\m/ 40 I WANNA GO ICE-FISHING WITH NOCTURNO CULTO May 21st, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein So br00tal. I’ll bet he makes a killer smoked salmon. […]
Readers' Choice 450 AS EDEN BURNS THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER May 21st, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ryan Schutte sent us an e-mail with the following subject […]
\m/ 120 GRANDPA LOVES SLAYER May 21st, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Endre Pál – or “palendre,” as he’s known on YouTube […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 290 BRET MICHAELS IS FALLING APART May 21st, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg On April 12, Bret Michaels was rushed to the hospital […]
Editorials 80 AN UNDER-APPRECIATED MODERN CLASSIC: UNHOLY’S NEW LIFE BEHIND CLOSED EYES May 21st, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein By the time the Syracuse, NY outfit Unholy released New […]
Editorials 2040 NUTCASES TO PROTEST DIO’S FUNERAL May 21st, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg God hates fags, Dio, and a decent fashion sense. We’ve […]
Cinemetal 210 THE BIG FOUR COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU May 21st, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Kerry King hopes this summer’s brief Big Four Euro-tour comes […]
Viral Vomit 110 YOU PEE IN THE GIRL, RIGHT? May 21st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I really only know Johnny Orlando, Jr., because of the […]
Readers' Choice 100 I DID NOT KNOW THAT LOUIS LE PRINCE WAS A BLACK METAL FAN May 21st, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I was not familiar with the British atmospheric black metal […]
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