Green Eggs and Slam 440 XIBALBA = YOU’RE MOSHING [via tagger metal/909] March 30th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Pretty much everybody who can tell their asshole from their […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 2210 WHAT YOUR FAVORITE METAL BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU March 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez Those comic geniuses over at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency have done […]
New Stuff 850 END YOUR CRAPPY MONDAY BY STREAMING ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS OF THE YEAR SO FAR March 7th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I am almost out of hyperbolic poeticisms to declare how […]
Contests 20 CONTEST: MARCH IS METAL MONTH March 7th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hey, you: have ya heard? March Is Metal Month! This […]
Letters to the Editors 570 AXL ANSWERS SOME READER E-MAILS February 23rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg From Beastmaster: “Over the last week I’ve noticed on the […]
Everyone's Replaceable 170 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT EXTRACT A MEMBER February 10th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Well, this is kind of a bummer. Andrew Tapley — […]
Tour de Force 370 TRIVIUM ADDED TO MAYHEM FEST LINE-UP January 31st, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg When the line-up for this year’s Mayhem Fest was announced […]
Necrolust 240 THE STEELERS ARE MORE METAL THAN YOU THOUGHT January 27th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Disclaimer: I do not care about football at all. I […]
Tour de Force 950 INITIAL LINE-UP (AND DATES?) FOR ROCKSTAR MAYHEM FEST 2011 UNVEILED January 25th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The line-up for this year’s Mayhem Fest wasn’t s’posedta be […]
Green Eggs and Slam 360 BIG CHOCOLATE = THE GUTTURAL SLAMMING JUSTIN BIEBER (PLUS THE DEBUT OF A NEW DISFIGURING THE GODDESS SONG!) January 19th, 2011 at 1:00pm Sergeant D After the jump, you’ll find Sergeant D.’s interview with Cam […]
Tour de Force 190 THE ATTICUS METAL TOUR: PROS OUTWEIGH CONS January 18th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg If you told me there was a tour with Born […]
Green Eggs and Slam 990 HOT TOPIC HAUL November 3rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D It used to be that if you wanted to know […]
Poll 1010 POLL: ARE DEATHCORE VOCALISTS INTERCHANGEABLE? August 26th, 2010 at 1:20pm Gary Suarez As one of the few MetalSucks writers willing to wax […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE REACHED OUR FINAL FRONTIER August 20th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I think all this Maiden talk has given me Maiden […]
Green Eggs and Slam 300 ALL OUT WAR’S MIKE SCORE ON METALCORE, MYSPACE, AND MORE August 20th, 2010 at 2:40pm Sergeant D It might be hard for all you self-righteous, 22 year-old […]
Reviews 670 BLEEDER’S DIGEST: QUICKIE REVIEWS OF THE ACACIA STRAIN AND I DECLARE WAR August 6th, 2010 at 2:40pm Gary Suarez The Acacia Strain, Wormwood The New England band’s latest collection […]
Metal Merch 310 100 METAL ALBUMS FOR ONLY $5 EACH! August 5th, 2010 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein 00 METAL ALBUMS FOR ONLY EACH!” width=”500″ height=”68″ /> Amazon’s […]
Viral Vomit 360 MY SECOND FUTURE EX-WIFE July 15th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg After the Pig Destroyer girl divorces me, I am totally […]
Cinemetal 200 A PLETHORA OF TERRIFICALLY TERRIBLE NEW METAL VIDEOS July 6th, 2010 at 1:40pm Axl Rosenberg See, Suicide Silence? Now this is how you make a […]
New Stuff 520 BIG CHOCOLATE + MITCH LUCKER = COMMISSIONER June 28th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Dan Metcalfe e-mailed me last night to let me […]