Cinemetal 90 FINNTROLL’S “SOLSAGAN” VIDEO: ARE THE WOODS ANY BETTER THAN A WAREHOUSE? January 15th, 2010 at 11:37am Axl Rosenberg Here’s a terrible joke I heard last night: What’s the […]
What the...?? 170 WILLIE ADLER LOOKS JUST LIKE AL SNOW January 15th, 2010 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein True story: a prominent figure in the metal industry told […]
Tour de Force 230 ABIGAIL WILLIAMS HAVE DROPPED OFF THE NILE / IMMOLATION TOUR… January 15th, 2010 at 10:29am Vince Neilstein … and the lineup is that much stronger for it, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 140 KINGDOM OF SORROW “RESIGNED” THEMSELVES TO RELAPSE RECORDS January 15th, 2010 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Kingdom of Sorrow, the sludgecore supergrouping of Hatebreed’s Jamey Jasta […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 890 DEVIN TOWNSEND AND THE METAL GOSPEL January 15th, 2010 at 9:28am Anso DF Like everybody, I have metalphobes in my family and the […]
Tour de Force 180 IT’S OFFICIAL: MATT WICKLUND IS THE NEW GUITARIST FOR GOD FORBID January 15th, 2010 at 8:27am Axl Rosenberg Hard to believe it’s been almost a year since Dallas […]
Interviews 450 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: OBITUARY (AND ANDREW W.K.) DRUMMER DONALD TARDY SPEAKS OUT ABOUT THE ANDREW W.K. CONSPIRACY THEORIES January 14th, 2010 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Boy oh boy have we got something good for you […]
Contests 1560 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF BUZZOV*EN’S VIOLENCE FROM THE VAULT January 14th, 2010 at 5:08pm Vince Neilstein Last week we offered up three copies of Revolver’s shiny […]
The Webernets 260 THE “M” IN MS PAINT IS FOR “METAL” (SUCKS) January 14th, 2010 at 3:32pm Vince Neilstein Suckalo Cody Barrick sent us a link to a massive […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD WARBRINGER LIVE AT THE WHISKY January 14th, 2010 at 2:51pm Anso DF My lifestyle is such that I have ample opportunity to […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 280 W.A.S.P. BURN DOWN BABYLON, DIGNITY January 14th, 2010 at 2:09pm Axl Rosenberg It’s basically impossible for me to take “Babylon’s Burning,” the […]
New Stuff 30 TIGER FLOWERS GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT January 14th, 2010 at 1:45pm Vince Neilstein Tiger Flowers are one of those bands that actually do […]
Cinemetal 380 MORE BOOTLEG FOOTAGE FROM THE SUPER ORGASM TOUR January 14th, 2010 at 1:04pm Axl Rosenberg Self-proclaimed “Long time Suckalo, first time e-mailer” LordBling attended the […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 560 SKARHEAD DON’T SEEM TO HAVE MUCH RESPECT FOR STRIPPERS January 14th, 2010 at 12:31pm Gary Suarez Well now that we’re all clear that you all have […]
Viral Vomit 640 MESHU-GA-GA January 14th, 2010 at 11:46am Vince Neilstein OK so like mash-ups are SO totally 2008 (or even […]
Cinemetal 250 ZSI: ZOMBIE SCENE INVESTIGATION January 14th, 2010 at 11:05am Axl Rosenberg So apparently Rob Zombie’s next directing gig isn’t going to […]
Tour de Force 320 70,000 TONS OF METAL… ON A MOTHAF*CKIN’ BOAT January 14th, 2010 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein 70,000 tons of metal! Imagine. January. Cold, bad fucking weather. […]
Exclusive 280 KARNIVOOL SOUND AWAKE… REALLY AWAKE. January 14th, 2010 at 10:01am Vince Neilstein In the “bands that obviously look up to Tool but […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 290 THE DUDE FROM WEEDEATER SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT. NO, THAT’S NOT A EUPHEMISM. January 14th, 2010 at 9:24am Axl Rosenberg I know I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but I […]
Tour de Force 460 METALSUCKS PROUDLY PRESENTS THE BURGERS & BOWLING TOUR FEATURING THE RED CHORD, MYCHILDREN MYBRIDE, CHELSEA GRIN AND THOSE WHO LIE BENEATH! January 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Last week we told you about the awesome Burgers & […]
