Contests 3040 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN THE LATEST FROM BURNT BY THE SUN! August 19th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein For last week’s contest we offered up two prize packages, […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 4270 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: DAATH’S EYAL LEVI WANTS TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE August 19th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks How many times have you guys heard the cliché about […]
Neilstein Soundscam 510 SOUNDSCAN: BEHEMOTH VS. WINDS OF PLAGUE — WHO WON? August 19th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Behemoth vs. Winds of Plague; Poland vs. America; Corpsepaint vs. […]
Cinemetal 530 CHICKENF*CK August 19th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Wow. This has to be one of the lamest videos […]
Ask Oderus 290 GWAR’S ODERUS URUNGUS ANSWERS MORE EARTHLING QUESTIONS! August 19th, 2009 at 3:00pm MetalSucks You ask questions, Oderus answers. It’s a pretty simple formula, […]
Cinemetal 90 GENE SIMMONS REALLY IS A MONSTER August 19th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I was initially optimistic about the latest cinematic update of […]
Editorials 550 IT’S LIKE A MILLION TINY VIBRATORS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS: A TRIBUTE TO THE BEARD August 19th, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Lately I have been in close contact with some of […]
Music Dorkery 250 BLACK METAL GETS ALL SMART N’ SH*T August 19th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Did you know that MetalSucks’ very own Satan Rosenbloom runs […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 230 ARRESTING WILD WOMEN AT A MOTLEY CRUE CONCERT IS LIKE ARRESTING CATHOLICS AT A CHURCH August 19th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Arresting wild women at a Motley Crue concert is like […]
What the...?? 270 MIKE PATTON: STILL F*CKNUTS August 19th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Did anyone else have the Faith No More Video Croissant […]
Metal Mets 100 CITI FIELD BURGER CONQUEST WITH GENGHIS TRON’S MOOKIE SINGERMAN! August 19th, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks WRITTEN BY GUEST BLOGGER REVEREND DAVID J. CIANCIO OF BURGER […]
...And F*ck You Too 150 FORNEVERMORE August 19th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein In his “Tell Us Why MetalSucks Sucks” contest entry, finalist […]
Cinemetal 130 TICKING FOR THE GUESTKLOK August 19th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Speaking of our friends at Metal Injection: they found these […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 I SEE YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND. I AM EXCITED ABOUT BRUTAL LEGEND, TOO. August 19th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve gotten a ridiculous number of e-mails over the past […]
Friggin' Danzig 300 GLENN DANZIG DID WHAT?!?! August 19th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last night a reader known simply as “Tim” e-mailed us […]
Contests 1770 OUR BEST CONTEST EVER, PART 2: FINALISTS TO TAKE OVER METALSUCKS FOR A DAY! August 18th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Alright, kiddies. Sorry for the delay – there were so […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1710 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: DAATH’S EYAL LEVI URGES AMERICAN BANDS TO STOP WEARING CORPSE PAINT August 18th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Am I the only one here that thinks that American […]
Music Dorkery 120 WHAT DOES TOM ARAYA HAVE IN COMMON WITH BUDDY HOLLY, JAMES BROWN AND BJORK? August 18th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I picked up my copy of The New York Times […]
Cinemetal 100 D.R.I. HUMP August 18th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a slow news day – fuck, it’s a slow […]
New Stuff 270 EVERY TIME I DIE DON’T “WANDER” FAR FROM THEIR FORMULA OF KICKING ASS August 18th, 2009 at 2:40pm Vince Neilstein I’ve never been that into Every Time I Die (nothing […]
820 - Rigged: Dream Theater’s Mike Mangini Takes You Through Every Piece of His Mega-Drumkit [Part 1]
