What the...?? 280 COURTNEY LOVE HATES THE JEWS January 16th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg At this point I don’t think it’s news that Courtney […]
Cinemetal 140 SNOW-INSPIRED ANGEL DUST January 16th, 2009 at 10:49am Vince Neilstein So this one time a few years ago I randomly […]
New Stuff 60 NAPALM DECAPITATION January 16th, 2009 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg Two of the new year’s most anticipated death/grind releases are […]
Cinemetal 120 METALLICA REALLY WERE IN A MOVIE WITH WINONA RYDER January 15th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg On Sunday night Vince and myself, through circumstances too depressing […]
This Sucks 110 THE BAND IS DEAD… LONG LIVE THE BAND! January 15th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks January 16th and 17th will be the final shows ever […]
Cinemetal 130 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK, BERZERKER? January 15th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein That Berzerker video Axl posted yesterday was all well and […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 140 WILL OBAMA BAIL OUT BIG BUSINESS WITH BETTER TUNES? January 15th, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez It is with a heavy, cholesterol-afflicted heart that I report […]
Tour de Force 480 LAMB OF GOD ANNOUNCE THEIR MOST AWESOMEST TOUR EVER January 15th, 2009 at 11:43am Axl Rosenberg The rumors you’ve heard are now officially not rumors any […]
Neilstein Soundscam 140 THE DEPRESSING STATE OF THE RECORD INDUSTRY January 15th, 2009 at 11:08am Vince Neilstein The sales of recorded music are in as bleak a […]
Tour de Force 420 AT LEAST YOU CAN LEAVE BEFORE DISTURBED GO ON January 15th, 2009 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg When it was announced last month that Killswitch Engage would […]
\m/ 210 THIS SHOULD PROVIDE AT LEAST TEN TO FIFTEEN SECONDS OF SOLID ENTERTAINMENT January 15th, 2009 at 9:52am Axl Rosenberg God bless Tyser, whoever the fuck Tyser is. Check it […]
Cinemetal 620 BRING ME THE HORIZON: STILL BORING January 14th, 2009 at 5:10pm Vince Neilstein I tried. I tried to take Bring Me the Horizon […]
\m/ 320 METALLICA INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME January 14th, 2009 at 3:14pm Axl Rosenberg I know we give Metallica a lot of shit around […]
What the...?? 170 PENIS-SHAPED GUITAR BRINGS NEW MEANING TO THE TERM “FRETBOARD MASTURBATION” January 14th, 2009 at 1:45pm Vince Neilstein Presenting “The Wangcaster.” Yngwie, anyone? [Geekologie, via MS Maniac Jesse] […]
Cinemetal 230 THE BERZERKER, BOOBS AND BLOOD: A WINNING COMBINATION January 14th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Normally when I think of The Berzerker, I think of […]
Reviews 40 PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUM: WINO FOLLOWS HIS MUSE WHEREVER THE HELL IT TAKES HIM ON SOLO DEBUT January 14th, 2009 at 11:42am Satan Rosenbloom I posit a theory: Scott “Wino” Weinrich = doom metal’s […]
Viral Vomit 110 ANOTHER USE FOR BANGING YOUR HEAD January 14th, 2009 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein Still skeptical about that study we published last month claiming […]
New Stuff 1 CANNIBAL COOOOORRRRRRPSE! DECIBLOOOOGGGG! ARRRRRGGGGHHH! January 14th, 2009 at 10:37am Axl Rosenberg I am going to include exclamation points and some kind […]
...And F*ck You Too 140 MEGADETH MAINMAN ISSUES UPDATE FROM THE STUDIO January 14th, 2009 at 10:29am Axl Rosenberg I don’t actually have any news about Dave Mustaine or […]
Interviews 300 GOJIRA’S JOE DUPLANTIER: THE OFFICIAL METALSUCKS BONER-FEST INTERVIEW January 13th, 2009 at 5:43pm MetalSucks Meeting Gojira’s Joe Duplantier in person did little to quell […]
