What the...?? 430 DID COLDPLAY RIP-OFF JOE SATRIANI? December 5th, 2008 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Joe Satriani is apparently suing yuppie popsters Coldplay because he […]
Black Collar Workers 250 CHINESE DEMOCRACY: THE SOUND OF EPIC FAIL December 5th, 2008 at 12:02pm Vince Neilstein We don’t always agree here at the MS Mansion. Despite […]
Editorials 40 Van Halen’s Tour Rider Proves That DLR and EVH Are Doin’ It for the Art December 5th, 2008 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Only, not really. Lest there was any doubt that Diamond […]
Contests 0 KRISIUN VIDEO CONTEST: CREATE THE OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO! (RE-POST) December 5th, 2008 at 10:00am MetalSucks Deadline extended to December 12th! Attn: Aspiring video directors who […]
Exclusive 200 JOB FOR A COWBOY’S JONNY DAVY’S BRIEF BUT DROLL TOUR BLOG FOR METALSUCKS December 4th, 2008 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We recently asked Job for a Cowboy vocalist Jonny Davy […]
New Stuff 110 GOD FORBID CAN’T STOP “THE RAIN” (AND WE WOULDN’T WANT THEM TO) December 4th, 2008 at 3:18pm Axl Rosenberg God Forbid have posted a new song from their forthcoming […]
Br00tal-lists 850 F*CK ROLLING STONE PART DEUX: WHO ARE THE GREATEST METAL GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME? December 4th, 2008 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell My first Fuck Rolling Stone post on metal singers was […]
Ask Anton OyVey 30 THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF ASK ANTON OYVEY December 4th, 2008 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Have you heard the good news? The MetalSucks Mansion’s resident […]
Editorials 230 NOT THAT YOU SHOULD CARE, BUT THE GRAMMY NOMINEES HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED December 4th, 2008 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even now that Slayer are Grammy winners, I don’t think […]
Editorials 260 SO, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE ARE RECORDING WITH BRENDAN O’BRIEN December 4th, 2008 at 11:44am Vince Neilstein We just received a press release via pneumatic tube here […]
What the...?? 200 METALHEADS ARE SUPREMELY F*CKED UP, DUDE December 4th, 2008 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Exhibit A: During the two-day black metal festival “Nidarosian Black […]
Cinemetal 130 MIKE PATTON WILL SCORE CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE December 4th, 2008 at 10:51am Axl Rosenberg Every bone in my body tells me I should hate […]
Cinemetal 90 ENSLAVED. NEW VIDEO. F*CKING EPIC. December 4th, 2008 at 10:05am Vince Neilstein In my ongoing attempt at journalistic integrity (haha!), I’ve been […]
Poll 600 THE BEST OF 2008: METALLICA, AC/DC OR GUNS N’ ROSES? December 3rd, 2008 at 5:14pm Vince Neilstein 2008 was a pretty big year for so-called “legacy” rock […]
Editorials 20 A NEW BLOODJINN ALBUM! HOO-RAY! December 3rd, 2008 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Both Vince and myself have made it clear that we’re […]
New Stuff 40 “DIKTAT”: NOT A PENIS TATTOO December 3rd, 2008 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m just about done compiling my top ten for ’08 […]
...And F*ck You Too 560 DEATH TO FALSE MOSHPITS (OR: A BIG “F*CK YOU” TO KARATE CHOP HARDCORE ASSHOLES) December 3rd, 2008 at 2:15pm Vince Neilstein
This Sucks 240 BLACK DAHLIA MURDER GUITARIST QUITS, BECAUSE… UM… WHY? December 3rd, 2008 at 12:41pm Axl Rosenberg John Kempainen, lead guitar player for The Black Dahlia Murder, […]
What the...?? 220 IS AXL ROSE ACTUALLY MISSING? December 3rd, 2008 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg As you are no doubt aware by now, Chinese Democracy […]
Contests 50 “GIVE THANKS TO METAL,” WIN A SIGNED GUITAR FROM THE SWORD: THE WINNER! December 3rd, 2008 at 11:16am MetalSucks Thank YOU for taking part in our “Give Thanks to […]
