Cinemetal 140 IF THIS RIFF DOESN’T MAKE YOU WANNA STOMP ON BUNNIES, NOTHING WILL July 29th, 2008 at 4:08pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t reviewed the new Cannibal Corpse DVD, Centuries of […]
Editorials 110 PROTEST THE HERO *FINALLY* JOIN A TOUR WORTH SEEING (PLUS FALL TOUR ROUNDUP) July 29th, 2008 at 3:21pm Vince Neilstein After fellating Protest the Hero’s incredible early-2008 release Fortress for […]
What the...?? 50 WATAIN’S “F*CK THE WORLD” TOUR: BEST PRESS RELEASE EVER? July 29th, 2008 at 2:48pm Axl Rosenberg I love Watain – love ’em – and the press […]
...And F*ck You Too 100 HINDER GIVE DONKEY RIM JOB, LIKE IT July 29th, 2008 at 12:50pm Axl Rosenberg Now that I have your attention: there’s a new Hinder […]
Cinemetal 230 WORST METAL SONG EVER FEATURED IN WORST MOVIE TRAILER EVER July 29th, 2008 at 11:50am Axl Rosenberg Everything about this makes me queasy. With The Dark Knight […]
Editorials 100 DALLAS WAS RIGHT: SUMMER TOURS ARE BEING CANCELED WILLY NILLY July 29th, 2008 at 11:26am Vince Neilstein Dallas Coyle a prophet? Maybe not — but his prediction […]
Reviews 5040 ONE-WAY MIRROR REFLECT GOTHENBURG, ELECTRO AND ALT-METAL IN DEBUT July 29th, 2008 at 10:47am Vince Neilstein With One-Way Mirror, the not-quite supergroup of European metal not-quite […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 1 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A DELUXE DOUBLE DISC EDITION OF SOULFLY’S SELF-TITLED DEBUT July 28th, 2008 at 4:59pm Axl Rosenberg South Carolina’s Alan Brenner is now one copy of Opeth’s […]
Rampant Rumors 400 LAMB OF GOD BLOW OFF METALLICA, HEAD BACK INTO THE STUDIO? July 28th, 2008 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Anyone fearing that Lamb of God’s current hiatus could turn […]
Show Reviews 110 HURRICANE MOTLEY STORMS THRU TEXAS July 28th, 2008 at 3:12pm Corey Mitchell As the southern shores of the Texas coast were being […]
Show Reviews 60 THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF HUNG July 28th, 2008 at 1:21pm Vince Neilstein To say that Hung is back and better than ever […]
Cinemetal 30 WHERE I COME FROM, “THE DEVIL’S THUNDER” IS JUST A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING “A FART” July 28th, 2008 at 11:29am Axl Rosenberg An insider in the Cradle of Filth camp recently pointed […]
Reviews 50 SOULFLY’S CONQUER: IN WITH THE OLD, OUT WITH THE NU July 28th, 2008 at 11:00am MetalSucks Just in case Max Cavalera’s reunion with his brother Igor […]
Cinemetal 1340 PANTERA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE ON THE PLANET CARAVAN July 28th, 2008 at 9:49am Vince Neilstein When this video came out I thought it was pretty […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 40 SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: CHILDREN – “DEATH TRIBE” July 26th, 2008 at 6:32pm Kip Wingerschmidt I wish I had this actual mp3 to post…I wish […]
Editorials 90 WHAT’S SO FUNNY ABOUT PEACE, LOVE, AND NAPALM DEATH? July 25th, 2008 at 4:20pm Axl Rosenberg Two Napalm Death stories in as many days! Yowza! So […]
Contests 860 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF GOD FORBID’S BENEATH THE SCARS OF GLORY AND PROGRESSION DVD July 25th, 2008 at 3:23pm Vince Neilstein Apparently toilets inspire commenting, because you all set a new […]
Interviews 20 INTERVIEW WITH ZERO SYSTEM / BLOODJINN SINGER JOEL COLLINS July 25th, 2008 at 2:18pm Vince Neilstein When news of the new band Zero System surfaced — […]
New Stuff 140 WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF AKIMBO? July 25th, 2008 at 1:49pm Vince Neilstein Kip has been raving about Seattle’s Akimbo to me pretty […]
Black Collar Workers 40 THROWDOWN WANTS TRUSTKILL TO, UM, THROWDOWN July 25th, 2008 at 12:37pm Axl Rosenberg Just a little over a month ago, Bleeding Through lashed […]
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