Editorials 80 AN UNDER-APPRECIATED MODERN CLASSIC: UNHOLY’S NEW LIFE BEHIND CLOSED EYES May 21st, 2010 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein By the time the Syracuse, NY outfit Unholy released New […]
New Stuff 230 I STAPP, U STAPP, WE ALL STAPP FOR ISTAPP April 27th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Metal Blade is nothing if not a diverse record label, […]
Contests 80 RECORD STORE DAY IS THIS SATURDAY, APRIL 17TH!! April 13th, 2010 at 10:13am MetalSucks March was Metal Month and that was dandy, but this […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 RIKI RACHTMAN SHAMES METAL YET AGAIN April 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF Since immortalizing hair rock bimboism in The Decline of the […]
Reviews 170 DARKTHRONE EXTEND THEIR AWESOME STREAK ON CIRCLE THE WAGONS March 30th, 2010 at 1:30pm Sammy O'Hagar Taste is a subjective thing; one can’t judge another person […]
Editorials 1150 VARG VIKERNES WILL HAPPILY ACCEPT YOUR MONEY REGARDLESS OF YOUR RACE, RELIGION, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION March 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What do you think Varg is thinking about in this […]
Reviews 190 OV HELL DO WELL AS BLACK METAL’S VOLTRON ON THE UNDERWORLD REGIME March 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm Sammy O'Hagar I suppose I distrust supergroups because it’s too easy. Throw […]
Reviews 770 BURZUM: BACK FOR THE FIRST TIME ON BELUS March 3rd, 2010 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar I can honestly say I’ve never had a more complicated […]
Br00tal-lists 690 BEST METAL MOMENTS IN MOVIES? February 11th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Even though we’re always up in Cosmo Lee’s bidness, it’s […]
Haterade 900 NOT ALL NORWEGIAN METAL IS TR00 January 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Jonas” sent us the below […]
Blogronaut 480 BLOGRONAUT: INTRONAUT’S SACHA DUNABLE ON POWER METAL AND BUCKING TRENDS January 22nd, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks I don’t know what it is, but ever since I […]
Reviews 20 VALKYRJA: UNPRONOUNCABLE, ALSO UNSTOPPABLE ON CONTAMINATION January 20th, 2010 at 1:30pm Sammy O'Hagar If black metal is known for anything, it’s its predilection […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 AGNOSTIC FRONT REMIND ME WHY I USE TWITTER January 11th, 2010 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez As some of you might know, I have a Twitter […]
Ask Oderus 80 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS URUNGUS RETURNS TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT OPRAH, NECROPHILIA AND BESTIALITY PORN January 8th, 2010 at 12:15pm MetalSucks GREETINGS HUMAN SCUM, IT IS I, ME, THE LORD AND […]
Readers' Choice 150 CELLARMAN? REALLY? January 6th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So “MS Maniac Kriss” sent us an e-mail with a […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 320 NEW YORK TIMES PIECE ON BLACK METAL ALREADY HAVING PROFOUND EFFECT ON POP CULTURE December 18th, 2009 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Honestly, I find Lady GaGa’s pop-based performance art a lot […]
Br00tal-lists 410 SAMMY O’HAGAR’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar To those of you that haven’t been paying attention (which […]
Br00tal-lists 890 SCRAPING GENIUS OFF THE YEAR: GARY SUAREZ’S TOP TWENTY ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez …and what a year it’s been! I wont bore you […]
Br00tal-lists 390 BOB COCK’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks 1. Megadeth – Endgame (Roadrunner) Two-and-a-half minutes of guitar shredding […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 50 SOLUTION.45 ARE ABOUT TO OFFER UP A EURO-METAL EXPLOSION! November 23rd, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein While Scar Symmetry have been busy making music with two […]