Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 NEW TOMAHAWK IS COMING! November 11th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein In the absence of new Faith No More (which seemed […]
Reviews 50 ÅRABROT’S HORRIFICALLY AWESOME SOLAR ANUS October 13th, 2011 at 1:30pm Sammy O'Hagar The moment that best defines Årabrot’s latest comes about 30 […]
New Stuff 20 YOU CAN GET “CUTS” FROM PICKING TIGER FLOWERS September 16th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah, I know. Worst headline ever. Sorry. I’m trying here, […]
Reviews 70 DRUGS OF FAITH’S CORRODED: GRIND AND SOMETHINGMENT March 24th, 2011 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar In the deluge of already-released great grind (Total Fucking Destruction, […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 190 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: CHUCK SCHULDINER TRANSCENDS DEATH February 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE EXTENDED THE DEADLINE FOR OUR HALLOWEEN CONTEST BY 24 HOURS October 29th, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg So as you’re no doubt aware, Halloween is on Sunday, […]
Black Collar Workers 630 THERE ARE TOO MANY F*CKING TOURS OUT RIGHT NOW November 16th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein There are too many fucking metal tours happening in the […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 JUCIFER DEDICATES MORE TIME TO TOURING THAN YOU DO TO COMPLAINING ABOUT “THE LIST” July 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Gary Suarez We’ve haven’t posted much about Relapse Records’ resident noise rockers […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 100 TWO MORE REASONS WHY I DON’T NEED TO GO TO ATP NY June 16th, 2009 at 3:10pm Gary Suarez A couple of months back I complained about the expensive […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 40 TOUCH ME I’M PISSED June 9th, 2009 at 11:30am Gary Suarez Hi everybody! I’m back from my two week vacation! Did […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 90 SWINE FLU TO AFFLICT HUNDREDS AT HIPSTER MUSIC FEST May 1st, 2009 at 3:00pm Gary Suarez This provocative and entirely untrue headline was my way of: […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 PLEASE HUG IT OUT, INDUSTRIAL METAL GODS March 13th, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Let’s face it: Ministry without Paul Barker just isn’t the […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 60 OVERPRICED MUSIC FESTIVAL GETS MARGINALLY LESS SUCKY March 11th, 2009 at 1:57pm Gary Suarez All Tomorrow’s Parties festivals have a pretty irksome format. Essentially, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 30 INCH BY INCH March 2nd, 2009 at 12:15pm Gary Suarez With record stores large and small closing as a result […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1 TOUCH AND GONADS February 27th, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Though we’ve only received information in dribs and drabs regarding […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 20 UMMMM, IS CLOCKCLEANER BREAKING UP? February 27th, 2009 at 11:00am Gary Suarez Clockcleaner is a really really really good noise rock act […]
Br00tal-lists 210 SCRAPING GENIUS OFF THE YEAR: GARY SUAREZ’S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 11:00am Gary Suarez Well, it’s sure been a nifty four months or so […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 NOISE ROCK REUNION FANTASY CAMP December 11th, 2008 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez OK, I’ll admit that I did a cartoonish double take […]
Interviews 300 TODAY IS THE DAY’S STEVE AUSTIN: THE LONGEST METALSUCKS INTERVIEW EVER October 27th, 2008 at 3:12pm Axl Rosenberg This past spring, the opportunity presented itself for me to […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 120 TOO BIG TO FART September 26th, 2008 at 2:41pm Gary Suarez With the American economy in the toilet, our government is […]