Reviews 370 PORTAL & IMPETUOUS RITUAL: SOUTH OF HELL December 8th, 2009 at 1:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Australia, for those of us in the US, is pretty […]
Worst Week Ever 230 IN WHICH WE RESPECTED WOOD December 4th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sometimes I feel fairly certain that a substantial portion of […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 50 YEAH, BLOGS ARE COOL AND ALL, BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD BUY THIS ZINE November 19th, 2009 at 4:00pm Gary Suarez Some people are talented. Some people are awesome. An even […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 PURCHASE A SHARE IN ROYALTIES FROM A SONG THAT DOESN’T EARN ROYALTIES ANYMORE November 3rd, 2009 at 5:03pm Axl Rosenberg Remember when I posted Enuff Z’Nuff’s awesomely terrible video for […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 140 RATTURDAY SONG TO GET STONED TO: “NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE” October 24th, 2009 at 9:47pm Vince Neilstein After refusing to battle hour-plus lines in our quest to […]
Cinemetal 40 GET READY FOR ROCK OF AGES THE MOVIE October 20th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve never seen Rock of Ages, the “Broadway smash!” jukebox […]
Haterade 1300 RUFKM? METALLICA’S MASTER OF PUPPETS October 19th, 2009 at 3:30pm Corey Mitchell RUFKM? (AKA “Are you fucking kidding me?”) takes a look […]
Interviews 150 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: MARK HUNTER GIVES METALSUCKS A WRAP-UP OF CHIMAIRA’S EUROPEAN TOUR! October 19th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Photo by Mart Reinson While winding down their recent European […]
Interviews 190 EVERY TIME I DIE’S ANDY WILLIAMS: “WITH NEW JUNK AESTHETIC, I’M FINALLY HAPPY.” September 24th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar As one of the chief riff providers for swaggercore titans […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE WHIPPED OUT OUR BRASS KNUCKLES September 19th, 2009 at 12:19pm Vince Neilstein Eatsa! Last night Axl and I let our Worst Week […]
New Stuff 440 WITH A REBEL YELL, THERE’S WAR INSIDE CHILDREN OF BODOM’S HEAD September 16th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m usually anti-cover album – what’s the point, really? – […]
Reviews 190 EVERGREEN TERRACE STICK TO THEIR BORING GUNS ON ALMOST HOME September 9th, 2009 at 11:00am Sammy O'Hagar There’s a sad, interesting desperation to a lot of new […]
Br00tal-lists 160 THE TOP 10 MANLIEST METAL ALBUM COVERS OF ALL TIME September 2nd, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein The fine folks at the unfuckwithable Deciblog have published a […]
Interviews 170 KEELHAUL’S WILL SCHARF GIVES GOOD INTERVIEW August 26th, 2009 at 12:30pm Satan Rosenbloom Here’s how Keelhaul drummer Will Scharf introduced himself and the […]
What the...?? 100 I GUESS WE’RE NO LONGER “THE PEREZ HILTON OF METAL”… August 25th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg …since apparently Perez Hilton is the Perez Hilton of metal. […]
The Hard R 1000 THE HARD R: DALLAS COYLE ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS, PART 3 August 17th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Let’s start this off by saying I most likely WILL […]
Reviews 630 WINDS OF PLAGUE’S THE GREAT STONE WAR: TWO GUYS, A GIRL, AND A PASSABLE METALCORE August 11th, 2009 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar In an episode of The Cosby Show, perhaps one of […]
Br00tal-lists 490 TOP 5 (ACTUALLY 6 OR 7) SONGS THAT I WOULD PROBABLY USE AS MY STRIPPER SONG July 30th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week, Elise at Reign in Blonde wrote a piece […]
Worst Week Ever 150 IN WHICH WE USED A VAPORIZER FOR THE FIRST TIME July 24th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve gotten a few e-mails today from people asking me […]
Reviews 140 HE IS LEGEND’S PRETTY HATES MACHINE July 20th, 2009 at 1:00pm Anso DF With the help of a time machine, I want to […]