Contests 530 THE SECOND ANNUAL “RUN METALSUCKS FOR A DAY” CONTEST: VOTE FOR THE WINNER! August 18th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, kiddies. There were a lot of good entries this […]
What the...?? 210 NOW YOU’VE GOT SOMETHING TO STOP COLLABORATE AND LISTEN FOR August 16th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg When Randy Blythe was nineteen years old and Jamey Jasta […]
Readers' Choice 220 READERS’ CHOICE: THE DEATHGRIND EDITION August 16th, 2010 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein ‘Cause sometimes you just wanna grind up against the hot […]
New Stuff 290 BLS: BLACK LABEL STREAM August 12th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Look. It’s entirely possible that I give Zakk Wylde more […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE WERE REVEALED TO BE A SECRET SUBDIVISION OF THE ILLUMINATI July 30th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, is it seriously August already? It’s gonna start […]
Cinemetal 140 JESSE PINKMAN IS “THOUGHTLESS” July 27th, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein MetalGF and I are about halfway through Season 3 of […]
\m/ 100 THE MAYHEM BURGER! July 26th, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Any readers of MetalSucks that have been milling around here […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE HAD A BEAR PARTY July 16th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Just so you know, when Vince and I cuddle, he’s […]
...And F*ck You Too 690 F*CK THE BIG FOUR: THE HOLY TRINITY OF EXTREME MUSIC WILL BLESS US WITH NEW ALBUMS THIS YEAR July 9th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg There’s still no official release date for Gold Cobra, the […]
Editorials 260 MY BONER FOR JOHN BUSH JUST GREW BY 1,000 INCHES June 29th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Anyone who reads this site knows well our unabashed fandom […]
New Stuff 90 WHO KEEPS ATLANTIS OFF THE MAP? THE STONECUTTERS. June 29th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Somewhat embarrassingly I’ve had Christhammer, the latest by Louisville, KY […]
The Webernets 110 DRUNKY MUNKY June 16th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Tales of Korn guitarist James “Munky” Schaffer are well-documented, like […]
Metal Mets 550 THE AT-BAT MUSIC MUSIC OF THE NEW YORK METS: METAL OR NOT METAL? June 15th, 2010 at 11:30am MetalSucks This edition of Metal Mets is written by none other […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE BEAT-OFF LIKE EXTRAVAGANT CHIMPANZEES June 11th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Kirk Windstein is a poet. Of this, there can be […]
...And F*ck You Too 860 METHODS OF MAYHEM’S “FIGHT SONG” MIGHT LITERALLY BE THE WORST THING EVER June 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck you, Tommy Lee. You stupid, talentless hack. You waste […]
Tour de Force 740 THOUGHTS ON THE 2010 THRASH & BURN TOUR LINEUP June 2nd, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein The Summer metal tour market for 2010 is crowded, yo.We’ve […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE REALLY MIGHT HAVE HAD THE WORST WEEK EVER May 21st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dio died. Isis broke-up. Bret Michaels is back in the […]
Cinemetal 150 NEW GRAND MAGUS RIFFS SOUND LIKE THE “HAMMER OF THE NORTH” May 20th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein The announcement that Swedish trad metallers Grand Magus had signed […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 420 COME THE DAWN, COME THE DAWN May 19th, 2010 at 11:30am Anso DF If you’re like me, you’ve spent the last few days […]
...And F*ck You Too 670 TEN THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW ATTACK ATTACK! SONG May 18th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg 1. Endure a political lecture from Blackie Lawless. 2. Take […]