Contests 150 SHOW US YOUR MOST METAL FACE, WIN A SIGNATURE MODEL BLOODBATH GUITAR! January 5th, 2009 at 4:40pm MetalSucks 2008 was a huge year for Sweden’s legendary Bloodbath, with […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 2ND ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – THE FINAL NIGHT’S WINNER ANNOUNCED!!! December 29th, 2008 at 6:30pm MetalSucks Yarmulkes off to Kirsten Hogenson, who correctly answered last night’s […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 2ND ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – THE FINAL NIGHT!!! December 28th, 2008 at 6:30pm MetalSucks Mazel tov to MetalSucks Maniac Doug Gross, who correctly answered […]
Br00tal-lists 160 2008, THE YEAR IN SUCK: THE FINAL TALLY! December 16th, 2008 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Yesterday was a fun day at the MS Mansion; with […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE STOPPED KILLING BABY SEALS December 12th, 2008 at 5:43pm Vince Neilstein This coming Monday the entire MetalSucks staff will each release […]
Contests 1130 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A 2009 REVOLVER T-SHIRT! December 5th, 2008 at 6:16pm MetalSucks And the winner to last week’s funny photo caption contest […]
Black Collar Workers 250 CHINESE DEMOCRACY: THE SOUND OF EPIC FAIL December 5th, 2008 at 12:02pm Vince Neilstein We don’t always agree here at the MS Mansion. Despite […]
Reunion Mania 240 WELL, IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER: FAITH NO MORE MAY REUNITE December 1st, 2008 at 9:57am Axl Rosenberg With seemingly every band in the world reuniting right now, […]
Reviews 480 Chinese Democracy: The MetalSucks Review November 26th, 2008 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg HOLY FUCKING SHIT, have you guys read the liner notes […]
Editorials 1390 F*CK ROLLING STONE: WHO ARE THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME? November 24th, 2008 at 1:59pm Corey Mitchell (Rolling Stone ballot filled out by James Hetfield of Metallica.) […]
Editorials 150 CHINESE DEMOCRAZY November 24th, 2008 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Dr. Pepper’s website is still not working, but that hasn’t […]
Contests 1090 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN SOME GOODIES FROM THE HAUNTED November 21st, 2008 at 4:46pm MetalSucks You guys either reeeeeallly love Mudvayne or you’re a bunch […]
Cinemetal 110 MICKEY ROURKE VS. KURT COBAIN November 21st, 2008 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last month I told you about the excellent new film, […]
Contests 500 KILL A MEMBER OF HINDER, WIN ANYTHING YOU WANT November 21st, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m sure I’m not alone when I say that high […]
...And F*ck You Too 110 SEBASTIAN BACH TRIES TO LURE THE ONLY FANS DRUNKER THAN METALHEADS November 17th, 2008 at 2:16pm Axl Rosenberg The only capacity in which I ever want to experience […]
New Stuff 50 A “BETTER” CHINESE DEMOCRACY SINGLE November 17th, 2008 at 10:50am Axl Rosenberg When I lost my virginity, I was so excited to […]
Editorials 60 VOMITING FORTH MORE CHINESE DEMOCRACY NEWS November 12th, 2008 at 3:26pm Axl Rosenberg We haven’t spent all that much time talking about the […]
Oh Don Piano! 90 HEADLINES CAN BE MISLEADING October 31st, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a headline from Blabbermouth this morning: GUNS N’ ROSES’ […]
Contests 20 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST, THE SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EDITION: PHOTOSHOP CORPSEPAINT ON YOURSELF! October 29th, 2008 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Just because it’s been a minute since the last Funny […]
Reviews 170 FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK, WE REVIEW YOU October 28th, 2008 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar When Michael Jackson released his “comeback” album earlier this decade, […]