PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST, THE SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EDITION: PHOTOSHOP CORPSEPAINT ON YOURSELF!
Just because it’s been a minute since the last Funny Photo Caption Contest doesn’t mean uncles Axl and Vince forgot about ya; we’ve just been listening to the new Gojira record so much we simply haven’t had the time to peruse through your mostly un-funny captions. But fear not, we’re back this week bigger and badder than ever. But first, last week’s winner:
Ike Clanton: “Axl Rose exposed! The first promo picture with the rumored release of Chinese Democracy next month. Axl says he is fine and can’t wait for Steve Adler to come out of celebrity rehab to join the tour.”
The funniest entry was actually posted by MS contributor Corey Mitchell, but, ya know, as a resident of the MS Mansion he’s kind of ineligible to win: “Farquar O’Reilly bemoans his recent firing from Sunn O)))) for having ‘too much bottom end.’” Anyway, Ike Clanton wins new CDs from One Way Mirror, Overcast, Austrian Death Machine and Falconer. Corey, we’ll make it up to you later buddy; sorry!
As promised, this week’s special Halloween edition of the photo caption contest: this week the photo is YOU, and it’s your job to Photoshop in the baddest, most ridiculous looking corpsepaint imaginable. No real corpsepaint allowed, as we’ll know the difference — after all, we regularly peruse ratemycorpsepaint.com too. Email your entries to news [at] metalsucks.net and we’ll pick our favorites. Winner gets an Early Man package featuring a limited edition gatefold picture-disc Beware the Circling Fin vinyl, CD and t-shirt (aka this). Go!