Music Dorkery 600 FUN WITH MISHEARD SONG LYRICS October 5th, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks At the Accept show I went to last week, I […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 740 ROCK ‘N ROLL HALL OF LAME September 30th, 2010 at 10:00am Anso DF Okay, let’s imagine you’re at a party on the beach, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 NO SONG IS SAFE FROM ATREYU + FRIENDS September 29th, 2010 at 11:30am Anso DF Man, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry is having a rough month. […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1170 BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART: SHREDDING 4 CHRIST September 20th, 2010 at 2:00pm Sergeant D One of the greatest tragedies since the Holocaust is the […]
Vicious Vacation 140 LEYLA FORD TAKES YOU ON A TOUR OF THE TURKISH METAL SCENE August 20th, 2010 at 1:20pm MetalSucks I’d like to take you to a place. A place […]
Cinemetal 250 IRON MAIDEN: A CINEMETALLIC HISTORY August 17th, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a weird realization I had recently: Iron Maiden have […]
Editorials 80 IN WHICH WE BOOKED A TRIP TO MALDIVES August 6th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So, yeah, it turns out there’s a burgeoning metal scene […]
Br00tal-lists 140 RE-LIVE HAIR METAL WEEK ON METALSUCKS! August 2nd, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Didja hear? July 19-23 was Hair Metal Week on MetalSucks […]
Question of the Week 450 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHICH HAIR METAL BAND FROM THE ’80S BEST STANDS THE TEST OF TIME IN 2010? July 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Br00tal-lists 360 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #1, SKID ROW July 23rd, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Discovered by fellow not-hair-metallers Bon Jovi, Skid Row have a […]
Br00tal-lists 110 METALSUCKS AND BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN July 23rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF One day mankind will go extinct and the remains of […]
Br00tal-lists 130 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #2, GUNS N’ ROSES July 23rd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Everyone always likes to pretend that one day Motley Crue […]
Br00tal-lists 480 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #3, QUEENSRYCHE July 22nd, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Call it PBS, or Power Ballad Syndrome; Queensryche are yet […]
Br00tal-lists 220 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #4, DEF LEPPARD July 22nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah, sure, I could fall back on the whole Van […]
Br00tal-lists 240 THE TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MISCATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL: #5, EXTREME July 21st, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Since its inception by the typings of some clever music […]
Br00tal-lists 300 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: DAY TWO July 21st, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF We now rejoin Allyson B. Crawford (Bring Back Glam!) and […]
Br00tal-lists 170 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS July 20th, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF Usually when a fad fizzles, its casual fans disperse and […]
The Webernets 120 REJECTED VERSIONS OF ALBUM ART FOR METALLICA & GN’R May 27th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, no, not really. The reliably hilarious Cracked sometimes holds […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 350 PROTEST THE HERO HELPS PROTEST CRAPPY TAB BOOKS February 25th, 2010 at 10:20am Anso DF One of the dozens of things to dislike about Milwaukee […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 DAVE GROHL, CHRIS CORNELL TO HELP SLASH MOUTH RAPE HIS LEGACY November 11th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The Starbucks Incident Yes, I am going to continue to […]