Cinemetal 0 Lita Ford Hates Her Ex Husband, Loves Belts May 8th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Her new video for “Mother” is re-goddamn-diculous and painfully un-Danzigian.
Editorials 0 New Theory: James Hetfield Should Start a Solo Instrumental Band May 6th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just hear me out on this one.
Tour de Force 0 Here are Dates for the 2013 All-Stars Tour May 3rd, 2013 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Look, ma, no side projects!
This Sucks 0 More Members of the Metal Community Reacts to Jeff Hanneman’s Passing May 3rd, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Members of Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Machine Head, Guns N’ Roses, Hatebreed, and Suffocation mourn the loss of a legend.
This Sucks 0 The Metal Community Reacts to Jeff Hanneman’s Passing May 2nd, 2013 at 7:29pm Vince Neilstein Testament, Mike Portnoy, Tommy Victory, Dino Cazares, 3 Inches of Blood and other metal celebrities react to Jeff Hanneman’s death.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Carcass’ Heartwork is the 100th Album to Enter The Hall of Fame! May 2nd, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The legendary death metallers were inspired by… Metallica’s Black Album and Nirvana’s Nevermind?!?!
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Cover Me! May 2nd, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This subject of this week’s bi-weekly debate column with Noisey.com: Should established artists record and/or perform covers?
Tour de Force 0 Newsted Complete Gigantour 2013 Pentad of Platitudinousness May 1st, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh, man, it’s tired in here!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Exercise Your Demons April 26th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Brah don’t let Greg Puciato call u a wimp!
Moppet Metal 0 Seven-Year-Old Girl Covers Guns N’ Roses’ “Sweet Child O’ Mine” on Guitar April 26th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Zoe Thomson > Dj Slashba
New Stuff 0 Evile Visit the “Underworld” April 24th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I will resist the strong urge to Photoshop Matt Drake’s head onto Kate Beckinsale’s body.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Ten (Really Eleven) Best Metal Songs for Earth Day April 22nd, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t destroy the environment — destroy the mosh pit!!!
New Stuff 0 If the First Single is Any Indication, the New Attila Album is DEFINITELY Gonna Blow the F*ck Up April 22nd, 2013 at 11:30am MetalSucks Finally, a song that features the phrase “give no fucks” as a lyric!
What the...?? 0 Nicko McBrain’s Wife Hit People with Logs and Tried to Stab Them, Too April 17th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Fuck your McBrain out.
Metal Mets 0 Scientific Proof: Mets Fans Prefer Metal, Yankees Fans Like Rap April 16th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein New study shows that Mets fans prefer metal, Yankees fans like rap, Atlanta Braves fans worry about their lawns and Chicago White Sox fans are concerned about home security.
Cinemetal 0 Axl Rose Has Very Large, Low-Hanging Balls April 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Metallica aren’t the only once-great band with a 3D concert film coming out this summer.
The Webernets 0 Now’s Your Chance to Make Sure Asking Alexandria Don’t Win Any Golden Gods Awards April 15th, 2013 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein April 15 is not just tax day; voting ends tonight, so vote now!
Poetry In Motion 0 Alice in Chains’ New Lyric Video for “Stone” is Appropriately Angry April 15th, 2013 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Jerry Cantrell may have lost his hair but not his edge.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: “Lead Singer’s Disease (Instrumental)” April 12th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Which vocal-less albums are instrumental to your existence?
