Rampant Rumors 0 Legend Confirmed: Metallica Contemplated Firing Lars Ulrich in the 80s November 16th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So says Kirk Hammett.
The Peanut Gallery 0 Justin Bieber Wears Metallica Shirt on The Ellen Degeneres Show; World Ends November 10th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Return to your homes, hold your families close, and wait: […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Metallica to Almost Play The Super Bowl November 2nd, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus The Night Before: close, but no cigar.
\m/ 0 Metallica Lobby Hulu for a New Season of Metalocalypse October 14th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg They demand MetalocalypseNOW!
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Premiere: Vanna Cover Metallica’s “Fuel” October 2nd, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Vanna takes on one of Metallica’s least-loved “classics” and does it right.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Vince Neil Will Hang Up During An Interview If You Bring Up Metallica September 30th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus He’s taking his ball, and his jacks, and his plastic surgeon, and he’s going home.
Metal in the Media 0 Kim Kardashian Wears Metallica T-Shirt, Apocalypse Arrives September 20th, 2015 at 4:04pm Vince Neilstein And then the plague of locusts arrived, and then asteroids rained down from the heavens.
Metal Legacies 0 Alleged 2009 Killer of Metallica Fan Indicted by Grand Jury on First-Degree Murder and Abduction Charges September 17th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Doesn’t mean he’s guilty, just that he’s going to trial.
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Make Beer Now September 15th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “now,” I mean “for two nights only.”
Viral Vomit 0 And Now, Here’s a Video of an Adorable Pug Drumming to Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” September 8th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Lars WISHES he were this cute.
\m/ 0 Babymetal Wanna Teach Metallica Their Dance Moves September 3rd, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Plus: the best YouTube Babymetal “dance covers.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Keith Richards Thinks Metallica and Black Sabbath Were “Great Jokes” September 3rd, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Say hello, Bub! Say hello to your Aunt Alicia!
Cinemetal 0 The Harp Twins Get Violent On Their Cover of Metallica’s “One” September 1st, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus As violent as harp players get, anyway.
Lolz 0 Take This Clickhole Quiz To See If You’re Truly A Metallica Megafan August 25th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Do you even know the lyrics to “Sour Attitude,” bro?
Tweet Twat 0 Dave Mustaine Says He Wouldn’t Re-Join Metallica, is Clearly Full of Shit August 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s leakin’ out yer ears again, Davey boy.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Man Asks Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Perry Which Metallica Album is His Favorite August 19th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Suggests Perry should start with Load and Reload.
Barbarous Book Club 0 How Grotesque Can Metallica Look? A New Comic Book Aims to Find Out July 29th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Merely looking at the pages of the upcoming Orbit: Metallica may induce nightmares.
Cinemetal 0 Bring Me the Horizon Unveil Cover Art for New Album Smell the Glove Metallica That’s the Spirit July 24th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Harris K. Telemacher would approve.
Lolz 0 A Scene from William Shakespeare’s Metallica July 15th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Or, ‘The Tragedy of Prince Hammett.’
Music Dorkery 0 The Dillinger Escape Plan News Round-Up: Band Plans to Retire Some Songs, Greg Puciato Gets Jodeci/Metallica Mash-Up Tattoo June 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Come and talk to this post, it really wants to know you, girl.
