Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 170 COURTNEY LOVE’S FACE MAKES BABIES CRY February 11th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Huffington Post is reporting that Courtney Love and The […]
Music Dorkery 330 MORBID ANGEL’S TREY AZAGTHOTH STIRS SH*T UP February 5th, 2009 at 11:06am Axl Rosenberg As you may have read on Blabbermouth by now, Trey […]
Reviews 70 TINNITUS SANCTUS FINDS EDGUY BEING EDGUY January 29th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein High school Vince Neilstein would’ve loved Edguy if only he’d […]
Reviews 130 A-LEX: A MIXED BAG FOR THE FIRST POST-CAVALERA SEPULTURA ALBUM January 13th, 2009 at 10:51am Sammy O'Hagar In my review for AC/DC’s Black Ice, I wrote about […]
Editorials 460 CAN’T ANYONE MAKE A DECENT HEAVY METAL TV SHOW? January 7th, 2009 at 11:50am Corey Mitchell I must have been a “submissive” in a previous life filled […]
\m/ 220 ROADRUNNER ARTISTS + STAFFERS NAME THEIR FAVORITE ALBUMS OF ’08 (AND WE SOMEHOW MADE THE LIST) January 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even before we were an “industry type” (I think we […]
Contests 150 SHOW US YOUR MOST METAL FACE, WIN A SIGNATURE MODEL BLOODBATH GUITAR! January 5th, 2009 at 4:40pm MetalSucks 2008 was a huge year for Sweden’s legendary Bloodbath, with […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 2ND ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – THE FINAL NIGHT’S WINNER ANNOUNCED!!! December 29th, 2008 at 6:30pm MetalSucks Yarmulkes off to Kirsten Hogenson, who correctly answered last night’s […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 2ND ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – THE FINAL NIGHT!!! December 28th, 2008 at 6:30pm MetalSucks Mazel tov to MetalSucks Maniac Doug Gross, who correctly answered […]
Br00tal-lists 160 2008, THE YEAR IN SUCK: THE FINAL TALLY! December 16th, 2008 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Yesterday was a fun day at the MS Mansion; with […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE STOPPED KILLING BABY SEALS December 12th, 2008 at 5:43pm Vince Neilstein This coming Monday the entire MetalSucks staff will each release […]
Contests 1130 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A 2009 REVOLVER T-SHIRT! December 5th, 2008 at 6:16pm MetalSucks And the winner to last week’s funny photo caption contest […]
Black Collar Workers 250 CHINESE DEMOCRACY: THE SOUND OF EPIC FAIL December 5th, 2008 at 12:02pm Vince Neilstein We don’t always agree here at the MS Mansion. Despite […]
Reunion Mania 240 WELL, IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER: FAITH NO MORE MAY REUNITE December 1st, 2008 at 9:57am Axl Rosenberg With seemingly every band in the world reuniting right now, […]
Reviews 480 Chinese Democracy: The MetalSucks Review November 26th, 2008 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg HOLY FUCKING SHIT, have you guys read the liner notes […]
Editorials 1390 F*CK ROLLING STONE: WHO ARE THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME? November 24th, 2008 at 1:59pm Corey Mitchell (Rolling Stone ballot filled out by James Hetfield of Metallica.) […]
Editorials 150 CHINESE DEMOCRAZY November 24th, 2008 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Dr. Pepper’s website is still not working, but that hasn’t […]
Contests 1090 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN SOME GOODIES FROM THE HAUNTED November 21st, 2008 at 4:46pm MetalSucks You guys either reeeeeallly love Mudvayne or you’re a bunch […]
Cinemetal 110 MICKEY ROURKE VS. KURT COBAIN November 21st, 2008 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last month I told you about the excellent new film, […]
Contests 500 KILL A MEMBER OF HINDER, WIN ANYTHING YOU WANT November 21st, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m sure I’m not alone when I say that high […]