...And F*ck You Too 110 SEBASTIAN BACH TRIES TO LURE THE ONLY FANS DRUNKER THAN METALHEADS November 17th, 2008 at 2:16pm Axl Rosenberg The only capacity in which I ever want to experience […]
New Stuff 50 A “BETTER” CHINESE DEMOCRACY SINGLE November 17th, 2008 at 10:50am Axl Rosenberg When I lost my virginity, I was so excited to […]
Editorials 60 VOMITING FORTH MORE CHINESE DEMOCRACY NEWS November 12th, 2008 at 3:26pm Axl Rosenberg We haven’t spent all that much time talking about the […]
Oh Don Piano! 90 HEADLINES CAN BE MISLEADING October 31st, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s a headline from Blabbermouth this morning: GUNS N’ ROSES’ […]
Contests 20 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST, THE SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EDITION: PHOTOSHOP CORPSEPAINT ON YOURSELF! October 29th, 2008 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Just because it’s been a minute since the last Funny […]
Reviews 170 FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK, WE REVIEW YOU October 28th, 2008 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar When Michael Jackson released his “comeback” album earlier this decade, […]
New Stuff 400 WEIGH IN ON THE NEW GN’R SINGLE October 22nd, 2008 at 10:10am Axl Rosenberg So my own cynicism be damned, a new Guns N’ […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE APPOINTED OURSELVES “JOE METAL” October 17th, 2008 at 5:37pm MetalSucks Things are heating up in the U.S. presidential race, and […]
What the...?? 300 SCARS ON BROADWAY AREN’T EVEN TRYING TO COME UP WITH BULLSH*T October 7th, 2008 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg As an American, I expect to be lied to. Even […]
Rampant Rumors 80 MORE CHINESE DEMOCRACY RUMORS September 26th, 2008 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg Speaking of Bob Lefsetz, he reported awhile back that his […]
Editorials 200 SLASH REVIEWS CHINESE DEMOCRACY September 5th, 2008 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I just ran a Google image search for “Slash” and […]
Interviews 60 THE RED CHORD’S GUY KOZOWYK HUMORS METALSUCKS September 3rd, 2008 at 1:00pm MetalSucks It wasn’t that long ago that we interviewed The Red […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WROTE METAL HAIKU August 29th, 2008 at 1:51pm Vince Neilstein We’re signing off early today here at the MS Mansion. […]
What the...?? 150 FINALLY A WEBSITE THAT’S MORE MEAN-SPIRITED THAN METALSUCKS August 29th, 2008 at 1:33pm Vince Neilstein From FuckThatBand.com: Great, just great. This is just what we […]
Editorials 190 CHINESE DEMOCRACY LEAKER ARRESTED BY THE FBI August 27th, 2008 at 3:52pm Axl Rosenberg One of the leaked songs from Chinese Democracy, “I.R.S.”, features […]
Reviews 350 THE HUMAN ABSTRACT’S MIDHEAVEN: PROOF THAT WE DON’T ALL ALWAYS AGREE HERE AT METALSUCKS August 18th, 2008 at 3:36pm MetalSucks The inhabitants of the MetalSucks Mansion don’t agree on everything […]
...And F*ck You Too 510 50 THINGS WE ARE NOT LIKELY TO EVER SEE OR HEAR IN THE METAL WORLD August 1st, 2008 at 12:34pm Axl Rosenberg A power ballad by Slayer. A Jew in a Stryper […]
Cinemetal 570 STRAIGHT LINE STITCH: TO SUCK OR NOT TO SUCK? July 1st, 2008 at 10:27am Vince Neilstein That was the question asked by our own Axl Rosenberg […]
Editorials 150 THE FBI PAYS A VISIT TO THE METALSUCKS MANSION June 25th, 2008 at 12:37pm Vince Neilstein Not really. But that’s the first panicked thought that flashed […]
...And F*ck You Too 300 JOSH HOMME CALLS AUDIENCE MEMBER “CHICKEN-SH*T F*CKIN’ FAGGOT” AND “DICKLESS TURD,” THROWS BOTTLE June 17th, 2008 at 12:26pm Vince Neilstein Apparently Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme launched […]
