New Stuff 0 Evile Visit the “Underworld” April 24th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I will resist the strong urge to Photoshop Matt Drake’s head onto Kate Beckinsale’s body.
Editorials 0 Ozzy Osbourne Has Definitely Fallen Off the Wagon, May Have Also Fallen Off the Sharon April 16th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He does not deny drinkin’ n’ druggin’, but he does deny that he’s getting a divorce.
New Stuff 0 Tony Iommi Collaborates with World’s Largest Unibrow on Horrible Maroon 5 Song March 20th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to his contribution to this year’s Eurovision contest, then bang some nails into your ears.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Clapped Our Hands Said Yeah March 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week was a fair mix of perfectly awful news and perfectly awesome news, wasn’t it?
Lick My Label 0 Megadeth Reveal New Album Title and Label Home February 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Both are anticlimatic.
Editorials 0 There is Only One Vocalist Who Should Guest on the New Megadeth Album February 7th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The band is soliciting fan suggestions — but we can think of only one singer who absolutely NEEDS to be on the record.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Left Our Gun Over by the Remote January 4th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We recap the week’s top stories.
Studio Stuff 0 …And Now a Message from Jason Newsted December 12th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He came up with the most creative name for a band EVER.
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Now You Can Make Fake Members of Metallica Fake Skateboard! November 26th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Metallicats character skins available for Tony Hawk’s latest videogame.
Rampant Rumors 0 THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A NEW METALLICA SONG October 4th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Update, 12:40 pm: Mystery solved! It’s Evile’s “In Memoriam,” not […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE MOSHPENDABLES [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 31st, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Banner by Cysquatch Hello heavy metallists everywhere! Say, have […]
Metal Metsieh 0 LAMB OF GOD LAUNCHES EBAY MEMORABILIA AUCTION FOR RANDY BLYTHE DEFENSE FUND August 29th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Attorneys charge a lot of money” jokes are popular enough […]
New Stuff 0 METALLICA “CRIES” ABOUT THEIR DEEP PURPLE COVER August 20th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s a Deep Purple tribute album coming out called Re-Machined […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 25 CONSPIRACY THEORIES DAVE MUSTAINE (PROBABLY) BELIEVES ARE TRUE August 16th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg 5 CONSPIRACY THEORIES DAVE MUSTAINE (PROBABLY) BELIEVES ARE TRUE” width=”267″ […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 OH FOR F*CK’S SAKE DAVE MUSTAINE August 15th, 2012 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg If you start watching the below video around the 2:38 […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 METALLICA CREW MEMBERS DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PIE AND BRICKS August 14th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Metallica’s crew hates James Hetfield because he’s a rich meanie […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: METAL OF METAL July 27th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Ohai there MetalSucks reader! How’s your wang? […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 METALLICA’S ORION MUSIC + MORE FESTIVAL IS THIS WEEKEND June 22nd, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Metallica’s much ballyhooed Orion Music + More festival is finally […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WERE BRONIES June 15th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
