Lolz 0 James Hetfield to Voice Some Sort of Flying Amphibian on Upcoming Kids Show June 17th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus What we need’s another war.
New Stuff 0 Heart and Metallica’s James Hetfield are “Beautiful Broken” June 16th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Papa Het guests on the new track from the revered duo.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Metallica’s James Hetfield Performs with Corrosion of Conformity in Oakland May 31st, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Seven Days” in under five minutes.
Cinemetal 0 Video: James Hetfield Performs Acoustic Version of “Motorbreath” May 17th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Do you think a stripped-down version of this song still works?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Most Exciting Video Ever of the Day: James Hetfield Opens a Box April 5th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, there’s no dick inside of it.
Metal in the Media 0 James Hetfield Appeared on American Dad as Himself (Sort Of) February 3rd, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus So meta(l).
Lolz 0 Here Are James Hetfield and M. Shadows Pretending to Be Video Game Zombies August 26th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Where’s Daryl Dixon when you need him?
Cinemetal 0 Video: James Hetfield and His Sixteen-Year-Old Daughter, Cali, Perform Adele’s “Crazy for You” May 18th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg She’s a better singer than her dad.
Studio Stuff 0 Chris Isaak Inspired James Hetfield’s Vocal Performance on Metallica’s Black Album April 24th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s strange what desire will make foolish people do.
Poll 0 Does Anyone REALLY Hate James Hetfield as Much as they Hate Chad Kroeger? November 20th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I did not know this, but Nickelsuck’s Chad Kroeger has […]
Cinemetal 0 Today in Metallica News: Will Ferrell and Chad Smith Challenge Lars Ulrich to a Drum Off, Watch the First Episode of James Hetfield-Narrated The Hunt June 12th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if Will Ferrell out-drummed Lars Ulrich?!?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 People Are Really Upset That James Hetfield Kills Bears June 4th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg More than 15,000 fans want Metallica removed from the bill of the upcoming Glastonbury Festival.
Metal in the Media 0 James Hetfield is the David Attenborough of Bear Killing May 21st, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’ll narrate a new series called The Hunt, which is not, alas, about the search for Lars Ulrich’s talent.
Black Collar Workers 0 Metallica’s James Hetfield on Orion Fest: “It’s Been a Disaster Financially” January 30th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Metal is struggling a little bit in the States,” opines guitarist/vocalist.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Jason Newsted Says James Hetfield Prevented Metallica’s Managers from Working with Echobrain, Told Newsted, “Other Arrangements Can Be Made.” January 10th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg So that was pretty mean of him.
Haterade 0 Is Justin Bieber the Worst Thing to Happen to Metallica’s “Fade to Black” Since James Hetfield Caught on Fire? October 17th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Die in his arms.
Retrospective 0 Celebrate James Hetfield’s Fiftieth Birthday with the Fifty Best Metallica Songs of All Time August 2nd, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Happy birthday, James! Now please consider retirement.
The Webernets 0 This is James Hetfield’s Spotify Playlist July 23rd, 2013 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein What is Papa Het listening to?
Editorials 0 New Theory: James Hetfield Should Start a Solo Instrumental Band May 6th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just hear me out on this one.
Viral Vomit 0 Clap Your Hands Say James Hetfield March 14th, 2013 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Three minutes and sixteen seconds of the Metallica frontman screaming “YEAH!”
