Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win the Latest CDs by Rivers of Nihil and Cattle Decapitation August 13th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Cradle of Selfies
Biggest Putz in Metal Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 1 – 4: Lars Ulrich Vs. Dave Mustaine, Varg Vikernes Vs. Tim Lambesis, Maria Brink Vs. Ivan Moody, Geoff Tate Vs. Dj Ashba August 10th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest putz of all?
Cinemetal 0 Downy Pool’s “Laundry” Is The Latest Metal Sock Puppet Parody August 7th, 2015 at 2:40pm Emperor Rhombus SHOE!
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Metal T-Shirt of Your Choice from Shirts.com August 6th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Caption this photo, make us laugh, win a metal t-shirt.
Metal in the Media 0 The Smithsonian Institute’s National Museum of History is Profiling Slayer August 5th, 2015 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Intellectual perfector.
Cinemetal 0 Lemmy and Tom Araya to Star in Silent Film Co-Written by Henry Rollins August 4th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Whatever it is, it’ll be better than Through the Never.
Br00tal-lists 0 Ten Metal Comic Books We’d Like To Read July 30th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Complete with the artists we’d like to see drawing them!
New Stuff 0 Trivium: New Song and New Album, “Silence in the Snow” July 30th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The track was written for 2008’s Shogun, according to singer/guitarist Matt Heafy.
Music Dorkery 0 Video: Rob Scallon Plays 31 Famous Riffs in 60 Seconds July 29th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Includes riffs by Sabbath, Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, Necrophagist, and more.
Editorials 0 Editorial: True Loyalty Means Admitting When Your Favorite Bands Suck July 23rd, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Not all material was created equal.
Editorials 0 Which Metal Band Should Your Metal Band Rip-Off, and HOW Should You Rip Them Off? A Helpful Guide July 21st, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Or, “How to Help Increase the Odds That Your Metal Band Will Make at Least a Little Bit of Money.”
Synthwave Sunday 0 Synthwave Sunday: Mitch Murder, Interceptor July 19th, 2015 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein One of the genre’s forefathers is the least metal of the bunch, but still one of the best.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week July 17th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Pantera, Danzig, Tool, and more.
The Bravest Man In Metal 0 In Defense of Funk Metal July 16th, 2015 at 4:00pm Kevin Stewart-Panko In which The Bravest Man in Metal defends one of its most reviled sub-genres.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 This Fourteen Seconds of New Anthrax Music Sounds Promising July 8th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Do want.
Retrospective 0 Ah, The Good Ol’ Days of Nu-Metal July 7th, 2015 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Time was, you couldn’t be nostalgic about nu-metal. But that time has passed.
Idol Listening 0 Summer Slaughter Celebrity Playlist: Veil of Maya Vocalist Lukas Magyar’s Top 10 Heavy Hitters July 2nd, 2015 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Metalliica! Rage Against the Machine! The Devil Wears Prada!?
\m/ 0 Godzilla In Hell: Maybe The Most Metal Comic Book Of All Time July 1st, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Yes, yes, god fucking dammit YES.
New Stuff 0 Soulfly Sold Their Souls to Metal June 30th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Good song, silly lyrics.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Slipknot Album Tentatively Slated for 2021 June 22nd, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band plans “take a couple of years off” after this album cycle, according to singer Corey Taylor.
