Editorials 550 IT’S LIKE A MILLION TINY VIBRATORS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS: A TRIBUTE TO THE BEARD August 19th, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Lately I have been in close contact with some of […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 1770 #15: NACHTMYSTIUM – ASSASSINS: BLACK MEDDLE, PART 1 June 16th, 2009 at 5:20pm MetalSucks SPECIAL GUEST BLOGGER CHRISTOPHER R. WEINGARTEN OF 1000 TIMES YES […]
Cinemetal 60 GRAF ORLOCK ARE DOWN WITH EDWARD SAID February 5th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Since the members of Graf Orlock are obsessed with action […]
The Hard R 330 THE HARD R: BRING ON THE HATERADE!! December 5th, 2008 at 3:15pm MetalSucks By now a lot of you have had a chance […]
The Hard R 5330 DALLAS COYLE ON JOHN MCCAIN’S “THAT ONE” GAFFE October 9th, 2008 at 4:53pm MetalSucks Here we go again. After the most boring debate in […]
The Hard R 210 DALLAS COYLE ON THE “BLOGOSPHERE” October 3rd, 2008 at 5:01pm MetalSucks After all the Metallica hooplah from the last couple of […]
This Sucks 170 BUT I STILL HATE SARAH PALIN MORE September 8th, 2008 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg The below video, of a dance group called Spiritwo covering […]
Contests 780 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER’S SPECIAL EDITION TOOL ISSUE May 15th, 2008 at 2:52pm MetalSucks Last week we got a whole lot of racist but […]
The Hard R 310 THE HARD R: GOD FORBID’S DALLAS COYLE ON RACE IN AMERICA March 17th, 2008 at 3:21pm MetalSucks I really should keep these blogs to music but this […]
The Hard R 0 The Hard R: God Forbid’s Dallas Coyle Blogs on Life, Liberty, Hilary Clinton, and The Pursuit of Chicken February 21st, 2008 at 2:11pm MetalSucks [Welcome to the new MetalSucks column The Hard R, brought […]
Editorials 80 GOD FORBID AND DEATH ANGEL TO TEAM UP FOR CO-HEADLINING TOUR; HONKEYS RUN FOR THE HILLS February 18th, 2008 at 10:06am Axl Rosenberg Alright alright alright, let’s just get this out of the […]
Editorials 60 SCREW JERRY FALWELL May 15th, 2007 at 1:27pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck this racist, homophobic, anti-semitic, close-minded, big-mouthed, fat, filthy fucking […]
Editorials 0 METALLICA START RECORDING NEW ALBUM… March 15th, 2007 at 10:21am Axl Rosenberg …apparently in the back of a cheesy Mexican restaurant, if […]
Editorials 500 SOMEONE NEEDS TO POP A CAP IN GENE SIMMONS’ ASS, YO! March 8th, 2007 at 11:41am Axl Rosenberg You’d be hard pressed to name an aging rock star […]
Book Reviews 9900 BOOK REVIEW: ERIC WEISBARD’S 33 1/3: USE YOUR ILLUSION I AND II February 14th, 2007 at 5:57pm Axl Rosenberg As the most unfairly maligned genre of music, metal is […]
