Pikajhu.

In other news, the members of Meshuggah are still cooler than you and have heard new Tool demos.

Listen to all five billion of this week’s heavy new releases from Alcest, Opeth, Suicidal Tendencies, Holy Serpent, Freya, Asphyx, Deathcult, Negura Bunget, and tonnns more!

That must be embarrassing.

Kerry, we should hang!

Let’s get our nerd on!!!

Guns N’ Roses made heaping mountains of cash on their summer reunion tour, Slayer’s bloodbath of a new music video, Insane Clown Posse fans amputating their own fingers in honor of a fallen brother, Fenriz of Darkthrone’s new accidental government job, and more!

This week’s top stories include Guns N’ Roses, Slayer, Darkthrone, and more.

Listen to all this week’s heavy new releases from Sorcery, Pain, Inthyflesh, Norma Jean, Devin Townsend Project, Dwell, and tons more!

We have to admit, it’s not quite what we expected.

Four huge rock and metal festivals are coming up this fall: […]

Mommy, can I go out and… PLAY FILLS TONIGHT?

Also: a live performance of the band’s new single, “Monster at the End.”

Also: how should you approach a hot metal fan if you’re not into metal yourself???

Brutal funtimes!

I’ll get my shouting in while I still can.

Listen to all this week’s heavy new releases by Soilwork, Warpvomit, Myrkur, Hellbringer, Spire, Blood Incantation, Sabaton, and tons more!

FUCK YEAH, aherm, I mean, yes, I see.

But that depends on him, really.