What the...?? 0 Rush’s Geddy Lee Almost Produced Metallica’s Master of Puppets December 10th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg We may have dodged a bullet here.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Comedian Brian Posehn Making New Metal Album with a Ton of Awesome Guests December 9th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’s getting an assist from members of Anthrax, Testament, Soundgarden, and more.
New Stuff 0 Rotting Christ’s “Elthe Kyrie” Will Kick Your Keister December 9th, 2015 at 2:20pm Axl Rosenberg New song does not disappoint.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Don’t Miss It: Scythian’s Hubris Is Excellence December 8th, 2015 at 12:00pm Anso DF You’ve listened to a ton of great metal albums in 2015. Good thing you won’t miss this one.
Metal in the Media 0 And the Nominees for This Year’s Bullshit “Best Metal Performance” Grammy Are… December 7th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg A clear reaction to last year’s win by Tenacious D.
Metal Merch 0 Holiday Gift Guide for the Ladies Who Hesh December 3rd, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks For the metalhead women in your life!
Metal Legacies 0 Broken Hope’s Jeremy Wagner Purchased Jeff Hanneman’s Personal Guitar Collection December 2nd, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus “As long as I own these guitars, I will use them and carry on Jeff Hanneman‘s legacy.”
Metal Merch 0 The Definitive Heavy Metal Holiday Gift Guide for 2015 November 25th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Not sure what to get the metalhead in your life for the holidays? Fret not — MetalGF has your back!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Former Exodus Singer Rob Dukes Testament’s Chuck Billy is “Responsible” for His Firing November 24th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg He also says Billy’s involvement with Exodus is a conflict of interest.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Italian Dude Turns Ten Metal Classics Into Rap Songs November 17th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Includes re-imaginings of Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Metallica, and more.
New Stuff 0 Stone Sour Covering Bad Brains is Your Perplexing Disappointment of the Day November 17th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Oof.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week November 6th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slayer, Bad Brains, Avenged Sevenfold, and more.
MSTV 0 “Can You Smell My Fart” Bring Me The Horizon Parody Video November 4th, 2015 at 1:00pm MetalSucks World-famous hand-farter Guy First parody’s Bring Me The Horizon’s “Can You Feel My Heart” with his full band… and plenty of flatulence.
Admin 0 Listen to Axl and Vince Live on WSOU Radio Right Now! October 30th, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks MetalSucks co-head honchos Axl Rosenberg and Vince Neilstein will be on the air spinning their favorite metal jams and chewing the cud with the station’s DJs TODAY! Tune in on the Internet or call in to speak with them.
Lolz 0 You Can See Mike Portnoy Play His Hello Kitty Drum Kit Live October 29th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus You CAN. Whether or not you should, we can’t say.
Punishing Pictorials 0 More Heavy Metal Band Pictograms October 27th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Can you guess which metal band each of these photos represents?
Reviews 0 Album Review: Twitching Tongues’ Disharmony is Just Another Heavy Record October 27th, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks They fucked themselves trying to fuck you.
Cinemetal 0 Lamb of God Featured In Trailer for Horror Game Show Hellevator October 26th, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Slashes of the wake.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What 5 Artists Are Next To Retire From Touring? October 23rd, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Which bands should be about ready to “let go”?
The Bravest Man In Metal 0 PATCH JACKETS: I Can’t Believe I Wrote 2000+ Words About an Article of Clothing (A.K.A. Dude, What the Fuck?!) October 15th, 2015 at 4:30pm Kevin Stewart-Panko The Bravest Man in Metal takes on extreme music’s most popular fashion item.