Jesus fucking Christ, this record is never coming out.

Also includes Dimmu Borgir, Periphery, Jared Dines, and more.

The first new piece of recorded music the band has release in 12 years.

Neat.

Also includes Cave In, Watain, Bleeding Through, and more.

The MS co-founders discuss whether Tool’s new album can possibly live up the hype after 12 long years of waiting.

Oops.

Digital is for wimps.

Includes a special edition blue/white variant vinyl, drum sticks signed by Danny Carey, a Seagull skull necklace, the CD edition of the album, a t-shirt, and the band’s exclusive New Years Eve concert poster!!!

I’ll get excited when there’s a release date.

Guitarist Adam Jones edited his Instagram post to change the word “April” to “March.”

Also yeah a dude from Skid Row and a dude from the Melvins hung out together.

It’s finally here!

That should be neat.

Also includes Code Orange, Mastodon, Slayer, and more.

He’s kidding. We think.

The record is tentatively scheduled for release in 3031.

Looks like we’ll have to wait until at least fall.

But what does Corey Taylor think?