Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT IN THE METAL BIZ, YOU’LL HAFTA DO THE DEVIL’S WORK FOR HIM June 1st, 2009 at 12:51pm Axl Rosenberg If you don’t know who Amy Sciarretto is, well, ya […]
...And F*ck You Too 310 MARILYN MANSON & METALSUCKS AGREE: WES BORLAND IS A HYPOCRITE TOOL BAG May 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg To review: last year Wes Borland joined Marilyn Manson. This […]
Cinemetal 160 I DON’T KNOW WHY SO MANY OF YOU ARE SURPRISED THAT $LA$H WAS ON AMERICAN IDOL May 11th, 2009 at 5:03pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, it’s not like the dude has been some […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 BEING ON RECORD AS HAVING AN OPINION CAN BE A REAL BITCH April 17th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you go here you can watch a video of […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 GUNS N’ ROSES IS NOW A COVER BAND OF A COVER BAND March 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Directly from the horse’s mouth comes the news that “guitarist […]
What the...?? 120 AN OPEN LETTER TO AXL ROSE March 5th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg To: W. Axl Rose From: Double-Jew Axl Rosenberg Re: Plans […]
Cinemetal 60 BEFORE BRIAN POSEHN, SAM KINISON WAS THE MOST METAL COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD March 4th, 2009 at 2:03pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t watched any of Sam Kinison’s old stand-up in […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 A NEW SUPERGROUP YOU CAN ONLY SEE AT… THE CIRCUS? February 27th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg First Maynard, now this. Look: I fucking love Vegas. I […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 170 COURTNEY LOVE’S FACE MAKES BABIES CRY February 11th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Huffington Post is reporting that Courtney Love and The […]
...And F*ck You Too 20 RANDOM BITS OF NON-NEWS February 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg FORMER MEMBER OF GN’R NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DELIVERS […]
What the...?? 210 AXL ROSE BLAMES HIS RECORD LABEL FOR CHINESE DEMOCRACY‘S POOR SALES February 6th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Today is Axl Rose’s 46th birthday (!), and he decided […]
What the...?? 70 THE ECONOMY IS IN RUINS! ONLY DUFF MCKAGAN CAN SAVE US NOW… January 30th, 2009 at 1:06pm Axl Rosenberg In case ya didn’t know: in the years following his […]
Editorials 110 TAKEN BY TREES’ “SWEET CHILD O’ MINE” January 9th, 2009 at 11:10am Axl Rosenberg I heard this cover of the Great Panty Dropper of […]
Cinemetal 90 GUNS N’ ROSES LIVE, 1986 January 8th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Pure awesome. There is so much to say here but […]
\m/ 220 ROADRUNNER ARTISTS + STAFFERS NAME THEIR FAVORITE ALBUMS OF ’08 (AND WE SOMEHOW MADE THE LIST) January 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even before we were an “industry type” (I think we […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH 2008 SUCKED December 19th, 2008 at 5:10pm Vince Neilstein Monday was 2008 Sucks day here at MetalSucks, but we […]
Neilstein Soundscam 260 IT’S THE HOLIDAY SEASON = SOUNDSCAN SNOOZEFEST December 17th, 2008 at 4:53pm Vince Neilstein It’s the holiday season so there isn’t much to report […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE STOPPED KILLING BABY SEALS December 12th, 2008 at 5:43pm Vince Neilstein This coming Monday the entire MetalSucks staff will each release […]
What the...?? 70 AXL ROSE FINALLY PROMOTES CHINESE DEMOCRACY… SORT OF December 12th, 2008 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg After weeks of wondering why the fuck Axl Rose was […]
Black Collar Workers 250 CHINESE DEMOCRACY: THE SOUND OF EPIC FAIL December 5th, 2008 at 12:02pm Vince Neilstein We don’t always agree here at the MS Mansion. Despite […]
