Guest Columns 790 SAD BUT TRUE: DOC COYLE WEIGHS IN ON SERGEANT D.’S “BAND LIFE IS FOR LOSERS” THEORY March 18th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I was inspired to put some thoughts down after […]
What the...?? 410 NOTHING IS SACRED March 17th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg -AR Thanks: Elijah Bliss
Album of the Day 160 ALBUM OF THE DAY: 1349, DEMONOIR (AND OTHER Y,NT ALBUMS) March 16th, 2011 at 10:00am Sammy O'Hagar There’s nothing I shouldn’t like about 1349’s latest album, Demonoir: […]
Cinemetal 160 MASTER THESPIAN LARS ULRICH JOINS NICOLE KIDMAN/CLIVE OWEN DRAMA March 11th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Speaking of heavy metal peeps and HBO: according to Deadline, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 310 KVELERTAK’S SILVER LINING March 10th, 2011 at 1:30pm Anso DF Sure, it’s been a shitty week for Kvelertak and their […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 200 QUEENSRYCHE GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER March 3rd, 2011 at 2:40pm Anso DF It’s not fair to count Queensryche among the great, horrible […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 320 PLAY GUITAR OKAY GET LAID TODAY March 3rd, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF Not you after today In the past few years, my […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 200 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CORONER JAM? March 3rd, 2011 at 10:40am Anso DF Individuality is sacred and everything, but I am way fascinated […]
This Sucks 290 SLAYER IS FALLING APART February 28th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Poor Slayer. First they had to recruit Exodus’ Gary Holt […]
Metal Etiquette 200 HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE GETS SLAMMER, ALICE BASSIST CHAINED, LARSUIT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY February 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Round Two of Heavy Metal Blunders brings us, who else? […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 290 SATURDAY SONG TO BLACKEN CAJUN CATFISH FILET TO February 12th, 2011 at 5:17pm Kip Wingerschmidt BLACKENED CATFISH (CAJUN STYLE) 1 tsp. lemon-pepper seasoning 1 tsp. […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 670 METALLICA WORKING ON… YAWWWWWWN… EXCUSE ME! METALLICA WORKING ON “SECRET RECORDING PROJECT” February 11th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So what’s got the online metal community all hot n’ […]
Black Collar Workers 370 THE LATEST PRO-DOWNLOADER IS… LEGENDARY FILM DIRECTOR FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA? January 31st, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg In a lot of ways, Francis Ford Coppola is to […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE DID IT FOR DIME January 28th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t think anybody ever really reads these little intros […]
Question of the Week 1430 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF THE BIG FOUR WERE THE BIG EIGHT, WHICH BANDS WOULD BE THE NEXT FOUR IN THE GROUP? January 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Tour de Force 1060 LARS ULRICH EXPLAINS WHY WE’RE ONLY GETTING ONE BIG 4 SHOW IN THE U.S. January 26th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So yesterday The Big 4 finally announced a U.S. show, […]
Tour de Force 670 THE BIG 4 ARE PLAYING A WHOPPING BIG ONE SHOW IN AMERICA January 25th, 2011 at 11:18am Axl Rosenberg So yesterday The Big 4 sent out this image… …which […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 50% OF BULLETBOYS TO PERFORM 100% OF BULLETBOYS January 24th, 2011 at 10:45am Anso DF 0% OF BULLETBOYS TO PERFORM 100% OF BULLETBOYS” width=”500″ height=”501″ […]
New Stuff 60 SO THE NEW ONSLAUGHT SONG IS FUN January 20th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Onslaught are by no means the greatest thrash band in […]
Question of the Week 3710 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT ALBUM ORIGINALLY GOT YOU INTO METAL? January 14th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
