Tour de Force 0 History’s Crappiest Metal Package Tour Being Turned Into One-Day Festival September 4th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A small victory, or a massive defeat?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Every Band but The Melvins Broke Up August 23rd, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and playlist include God Forbid, The Chariot, War from a Harlots Mouth, and a bunch of bands that didn’t break up this week.
Tour de Force 0 This is No Dream! This is Really Happening! August 22nd, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg A horrifying nightmare turns out to be all-too-real.
New Stuff 0 Here’s the Song Asking Alexandria Recorded with Howard Jones August 8th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Drek.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: August 6, 2013 August 6th, 2013 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund TIP: Jam all these new releases first, THEN re-work your monthly budget to free up the necessary monies.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Successfully Underwent Earlobe Reconstructive Surgery July 19th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg To the victors go the spoils…
New Stuff 0 [Obvious Joke About the Title of Asking Alexandria’s “Killing You” Here] July 17th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to their new single, if you wanna.
New Stuff 0 Asking Alexandria Suck So Bad They Can Even Make Howard Jones Sound Like Crap July 15th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg From Killswitch Engage to Autotune City.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 9-12: Megadeth Vs. All That Remains, Limp Bizkit Vs. Dope, In Flames Vs. Cryptopsy, Asking Alexandria Vs. Abigail Williams July 10th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The theme of today’s match-ups: “Whoever wins, we all lose!!!”
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: MetalSucks Presents The Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket! July 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Which one of these bands doesn’t deserve all the crap they take? YOU decide!
The Webernets 0 BOTDF Crusader Turns Out to be the Best Troll Ever May 13th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I am truly in awe.
The Webernets 0 LISTEN UP BOTDF HATERZ! May 10th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg DONT MESS WITH THE SCENE QUEEN
New Stuff 0 The New Asking Alexandria Song Will be “The Death of Me” March 29th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Yeah song sucks shit.
Tour de Force 0 Whitechapel and Chimaira Also Lost a Game of Foosball to Ghost March 4th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Two cool bands forced to tour with three shitty ones.
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: TOME OF THE MUTILATED September 14th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch TIP: Dude if u ever have a […]
Br00tal-lists 0 LET’S ARGUE ABOUT THE TOP 50 METAL SONGS OF THE 21ST CENTURY September 5th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The Faceless: Not on the list! If there’s one thing […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE MOSHPENDABLES [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 31st, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Banner by Cysquatch Hello heavy metallists everywhere! Say, have […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE FINALLY GOT SOME GOOD NEWS August 3rd, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 Danny Worsnop is a Good Writer July 31st, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Asking Alexandria vocalist Danny Worsnop is twenty-one years old and […]
New Stuff 0 SPEAKING OF COCAINE July 18th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This one time Blake Judd and I had to go […]
