Viral Vomit 0 YouTuber Makes the Point That Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ On A Prayer” Sounds Way Better as a Slayer Song February 28th, 2023 at 12:52pm Hesher Keenan This version is soooo much better.
This Sucks 0 Founding Bon Jovi Bassist Alec John Such Dead at 70 June 5th, 2022 at 4:36pm Emperor Rhombus Such played on all of the band’s famous ’80s material.
Worst Week Ever 0 Bon Jovi Mangles Show Opener, Deftones Made Ex-Bassist Feel Like “a Line Item,” and More Top Stories of the Week May 21st, 2022 at 8:07am Emperor Rhombus Plus bands we love whose shirts we’d never wear, Vince Neil’s depressing commercial, and more.
Worst Week Ever 0 Will Smith on Ozzfest, The Darkness’ Justin Hawkins on Bon Jovi, and More of the Top Stories of the Week May 14th, 2022 at 8:41am Emperor Rhombus Truly the worst week ever.
This Sucks 0 The Darkness’ Justin Hawkins on Jon Bon Jovi: “The People Around Him Need to Tell Him to Stop” May 10th, 2022 at 8:44am Emperor Rhombus “I would ask him to consider canceling the tour and getting some medical attention.”
Worst Week Ever 0 Jon Bon Jovi Struggles, Gojira’s Mario Duplantier on Taylor Hawkins, and More Tops Stories of the Week April 23rd, 2022 at 7:23am Emperor Rhombus Including Jon Bon Jovi, Mario Duplantier, and more!
Greatest Hits 0 Video: Jon Bon Jovi Struggles to Sing “Wanted Dead or Alive” During Last Week’s Raleigh Show April 17th, 2022 at 7:00am Emperor Rhombus It almost feels like a gag.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Hey, Local Bands, Wanna Open for Bon Jovi? February 16th, 2022 at 2:53pm Emperor Rhombus For real — they’re giving away opening slots.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Album Covers Recreated With Family Guy Characters August 18th, 2020 at 12:43pm MetalSucks Includes Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slipknot, Pantera, Slayer, and more!
Neilstein Soundscam 0 The Best Selling Albums from 1969 through 2019 November 17th, 2019 at 10:50am MetalSucks Metallica, AC/DC, Guns N’ Roses and others make an appearance in this fascinating video.
Black Collar Workers 0 Metallica, Five Finger Death Punch, a Perfect Circle Releases Amongst the Highest Selling Metal and Hard Rock Albums of 2018 so Far June 18th, 2018 at 9:45am Axl Rosenberg Guess who wasn’t included?
Metal Legacies 0 Bon Jovi Beats Judas Priest and Rage Against the Machine into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame December 13th, 2017 at 9:36am Axl Rosenberg Judas Priest were the only artist to break the top five in the fan poll not to be inducted.
Metal Legacies 0 Bon Jovi Crush Judas Priest in Fan Votes for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame December 7th, 2017 at 10:10am Axl Rosenberg If you care about that kind of thing.
Metal Legacies 0 Judas Priest and Rage Against the Machine Nominated for Rock & Roll Hall of Fame October 5th, 2017 at 9:44am Axl Rosenberg Also, Bon Jovi.
New Stuff 0 Incantation Release New Power Ballad, “Lus Sepulcri” August 7th, 2017 at 3:35pm Axl Rosenberg “I wanna layyyyyyy you down on a bed of row-zez…”
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Goes to the Movies: 2016 Awards Season Edition January 13th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks And the award goes to…
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Who are Bret Michaels’ Top Five Hair Metal Bands of All Time? November 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Spoiler alert: Poison are one of them.
New Stuff 0 “Runaway” from the New W.A.S.P. Song August 14th, 2015 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg A metal song for people who like to shop at Roche Bobois.
Metal in the Media 0 Got a Case of the Mondays? This Video of Shaquille O’Neal Singing Bon Jovi Should Clear That Right Up September 22nd, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Maybe it’s not as good as Kazaam, but it’s close!
Greatest Hits 0 Heavy Metal Drinking Games July 17th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Do not read this if your name is Matt Pike.
