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Tag: bret michaels


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Black Collar Workers 280
IN CASE THERE WAS ANY DOUBT, THESE PEOPLE MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO
September 28th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

The Smoking Gun has posted a list of the per-gig […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 110
THE BRET MICHAELS GRAVY TRAIN KEEPS ROLLIN’ ON
September 24th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I don’t believe in God, but I do believe in […]


Question of the Week 1470
QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU HAD TO PICK ONE METAL MUSICIAN TO BE A JUDGE ON AMERICAN IDOL, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
August 6th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 190
BRET MICHAELS LIKES WEED
July 23rd, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Weed: Responsible for this photo? Do you think Bret Michaels […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 50
WHY POISON WERE BETTER WITH ANY GUITAR PLAYER WHO ISN’T C.C. DEVILLE, PART 1: RICHIE KOTZEN
July 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

As much as I love glam’s favorite apparently-playing-with-broken-fingers’d clown, C.C. […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 90
UH, IS BRET MICHAELS HEALTHY ENOUGH TO STFU?
July 17th, 2010 at 1:40pm Anso DF

Maybe I’m a jerk, but it’s always blown my mind […]


Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 240
SLASH AND CHRIS BRODERICK FALL DOWN GO BOOM
June 14th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

I’m filing this under the “Laugh At Others’ Misfortunes” category […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 20
CLAYMATION BRET MICHAELS MORE MASCULINE THAN ACTUAL BRET MICHAELS
June 10th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Jon Wiederhorn at Noisecreep says “It’s too early to start […]


Worst Week Ever 80
IN WHICH WE REALLY MIGHT HAVE HAD THE WORST WEEK EVER
May 21st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Dio died. Isis broke-up. Bret Michaels is back in the […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 290
BRET MICHAELS IS FALLING APART
May 21st, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

On April 12, Bret Michaels was rushed to the hospital […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 90
“YOU GET A SUBARACHNOID BRAIN HEMORRHAGE! YOU GET A SUBARACHNOID BRAIN HEMORRHAGE! YOU GET A SUBARACHNOID BRAIN HEMORRHAGE!”
May 18th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

One of the awesome things about narrowly cheating death is […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 80
DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A FAKE “WASTED TIME”
May 10th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Bring Back Glam tells me that the new Bret Michaels […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 280
SERIOUSLY, BRET MICHAELS?
May 6th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

When Bret Michaels was rushed to the hospital after suffering […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 40
GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE “HAIR METAL”
April 28th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I don’t even feel the need to write anything about […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 270
IT WOULD BE HARD TO WRITE AN OBITUARY FOR BRET MICHAELS
April 26th, 2010 at 12:45pm Axl Rosenberg

I know that’s a terrible thing to say, but it’s […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 100
OKAY, NOW IT’S LIKE BRET MICHAELS IS GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO BE UNCOOL
March 18th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

You would think that being the singer for Poison would […]


Hair Metal Happy Hour 170
BRET MICHAELS DEFINITELY F*CKED MILEY CYRUS
February 26th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Bret Michaels recently recorded two duets with tween sensation Miley […]


Cinemetal 40
GET READY FOR ROCK OF AGES THE MOVIE
October 20th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

I’ve never seen Rock of Ages, the “Broadway smash!” jukebox […]


Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 320
BRET MICHAELS: NOW 110% PRETTIER
June 11th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Here’s Mr. Michaels, post-Tony Awards snafu:


Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 220
THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH HAVING A CHOREOGRAPHED ACT
June 8th, 2009 at 9:45am Axl Rosenberg

When everyone in the band is a total moron who […]


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