Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 BECAUSE EVERYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH DAVID LEE ROTH IS AUTOMATICALLY HILARIOUS (EXCEPT HIS SHORT-LIVED RADIO SHOW)… May 8th, 2009 at 4:59pm Vince Neilstein So obviously the fact that there’s a Spanish version of […]
Poll 260 POLL: VAN HALEN OR VAN HAGAR? March 25th, 2009 at 4:31pm Vince Neilstein It’s a simple, yet controversial question. Vote below, then tell […]
The Webernets 20 THOUGHT THAT DAVID LEE ROTH SOUNDBOARD WAS FUN? January 28th, 2009 at 2:12pm Vince Neilstein If you were as endlessly entertained by the David Lee […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE WENT BERZERK January 16th, 2009 at 6:15pm Vince Neilstein Next week the U.S. gets a new President, thank fucking […]
\m/ 210 THIS SHOULD PROVIDE AT LEAST TEN TO FIFTEEN SECONDS OF SOLID ENTERTAINMENT January 15th, 2009 at 9:52am Axl Rosenberg God bless Tyser, whoever the fuck Tyser is. Check it […]
Editorials 40 Van Halen’s Tour Rider Proves That DLR and EVH Are Doin’ It for the Art December 5th, 2008 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Only, not really. Lest there was any doubt that Diamond […]
Cinemetal 40 DAVID LEE ROTH’S “RUNNIN’ WITH THE DEVIL” VOCAL TRACK July 31st, 2008 at 9:33am Vince Neilstein This is old, but whatever. The lack of pitch-correction on […]
Metal Jewery 0 THE FAKE DIAMOND DAVE: A JEW OR NOT A JEW? July 15th, 2008 at 12:15pm Vince Neilstein That’s the only question remaining. Because everyone else, including a […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE WENT CRAZY FROM THE HEAT [AND NUTS] July 11th, 2008 at 5:05pm MetalSucks Things were a tad slow at the MetalSucks Mansion this […]
Rampant Rumors 90 DAVID LEE ROTH SWEARS HE LIKES NUTS July 11th, 2008 at 1:08pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week it was reported that terrible disc jockey […]
Editorials 110 HAGAR AND ANTHONY: “VAN HALEN BROTHERS? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ VAN HALEN BROTHERS!” May 13th, 2008 at 12:17pm Axl Rosenberg Wow. If that picture doesn’t get your dick hard, nuthin’ […]
Editorials 140 DR. PEPPER SHOWS ITS SUPPORT FOR AXL ROSE; OR, THE STRANGEST NEWS WE HAVE EVER HAD TO REPORT March 26th, 2008 at 10:17am Axl Rosenberg We’ve been hearing rumors that Axl Rose might follow in […]
Editorials 1 VAN HALEN REUNION IS 5TH HIGHEST GROSSING TOUR OF ’07 December 27th, 2007 at 12:34pm Vince Neilstein Pollstar reports that Van Halen’s “OMG they finally did it” […]
Editorials 1 BRITNEY SPEARS COMPETING WITH DAVID LEE ROTH FOR VAN HALEN SINGER SLOT? November 2nd, 2007 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Maura @ Idolator nails it again: “On the right, David […]
