Hipsters Out Of Metal! 630 RUSH SIGNS TO ROADRUNNER, ANNOUNCES LIVE ALBUM August 31st, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF I hail Roadrunner Records for their success at landing major label-weened […]
Haterade 380 DAMMIT DREAM THEATER, STOP IT WITH THIS SONG SNIPPET BULLCRAP August 26th, 2011 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein What Would Mike Portnoy Have Done? Certainly not put clip art […]
Worst Week Ever 130 IN WHICH WE WERE BONDED August 12th, 2011 at 5:10pm Axl Rosenberg Yes, we know we didn’t get to make our big […]
New Stuff 260 ADRENALINE MOB EP STREAM: THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF A BEER GUT FROM LONG ISLAND August 10th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Adrenaline Mob, the new band featuring ex-Dream Theater drummer Mike […]
What the...?? 470 DREAM THEATER USED CLIP ART FOR THEIR NEW ALBUM COVER August 8th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I’m not one to place much significance on album artwork […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 SYKES/PORTNOY: BLOCKING MY BLUE MURDER BONERZ? July 26th, 2011 at 1:30pm Anso DF Portnoy (left) with Tom Morello, John goddamn Sykes, That Metal […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH ONE OF US CAME BACK AND ONE OF US SPLIT July 1st, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yay, Vince is back! And guess what? Now it’s my […]
New Stuff 1100 “ON THE BACKS OF ANGELS”: YOUR FIRST TASTE OF PORTNOY-FREE DREAM THEATER June 29th, 2011 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Yep, it’s finally here — Dream Theater’s first song with […]
New Stuff 160 ADRENALINE MOB TEASER PROMISES MUSIC AXL WILL NEVER CARE ABOUT June 22nd, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week the once-mighty, now-getting-to-be-pretty-sad Mike Portnoy announced the formation […]
Editorials 140 PROGRESSIVE POLITICS: WHO IS JON HUNTSMAN? June 20th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks If you’ve completed high school history, chances are you’ve heard […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 280 ADRENALINE MOB: MIKE PORTNOY’S IFFY NEW BAND June 16th, 2011 at 11:00am Anso DF When I heard about the Dream Theater-shaped hole in the […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 170 AND SO THE POST-PORTNOY DREAM THEATER ERA BEGINS June 9th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Yesterday I interviewed Mike Mangini for a new Rigged feature […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1120 #9: JOHN PETRUCCI (DREAM THEATER, LIQUID TENSION EXPERIMENT) May 24th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Everyone's Replaceable 550 MIKE MANGINI IS THE NEW DREAM THEATER DRUMMER April 29th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Confirming what many astute MS commenters and anyone with a […]
Editorials 280 DEREK RODDY: NOT DREAM THEATER’S NEW DRUMMER April 27th, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein (click to view video. no embeds allowed.) And the search […]
Everyone's Replaceable 370 DREAM THEATER REALITY TV: EPISODE 1 April 25th, 2011 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein If you thought the trailer Dream Theater released last week […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE HANDED OVER THE KEYS TO THE MANSION TO A PAIR OF GOLDEN GODS April 22nd, 2011 at 5:10pm Axl Rosenberg No, seriously — COREY AND ANSO FUCKING KILLED IT THIS […]
Everyone's Replaceable 170 MARCO MINNEMANN: “I AM NOT DREAM THEATER’S NEW DRUMMER!” April 22nd, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The hullabaloo surrounding Dream Theater’s cheesy “search for a drummer” […]
Everyone's Replaceable 520 IT’S OFFICIAL: DREAM THEATER DRUMMER SEARCH IS ANNOYING April 21st, 2011 at 3:20pm Anso DF You may be nowhere near the edge of your seat […]
