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Necessary Roughness, Pre-Super Bowl: OK, I Finally Realized There Was Already a Successful TV Show Called “Necessary Roughness”
January 30th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Brockie is all sour grapes that his precious Skins aren’t in the Super Bowl, but at least he knows that he’s sour grapes. Which team does he pick to win?


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Artie Lang and the Meaning of “Gwar”
January 23rd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Oderus and Balsac make a typically-hilarious appearance on The Artie Lange Show.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 18: Championship Weekend: I Absolutely Love ALL the Teams That Play with Balls
January 21st, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks

Brockie talks about Colin Kaepernick’s arms (and the tattoos thereon) and the demise of Tom Brady and the pats.


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Necessary Roughness, Divisional Playoff Weekend: I Hate Every Team That is Still Playing
January 15th, 2013 at 5:46pm MetalSucks

Brockie laments the Redskins’ inept handling of RG III’s injury and wishes for Ray Lewis and Tom Brady to “run into each other and explode.”


Metal in the Media 0
Here’s Gwar’s New Song for The Dan Patrick Show
January 14th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Metal aliens pen new theme music for the regular “Wheel of Punishment” segment.


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Necessary Roughness, Wild Card Weekend: The Agony and the More Agony
January 7th, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks

Brockie recaps all this weekend’s NFL playoff action, hates on Ray Lewis, and laments the elimination of his beloved Redskins.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 17: Old Dudes Celebrate Silly Game, Are Delirious With Joy!
January 2nd, 2013 at 11:00am MetalSucks

Brockie gloats about the Redskins’ playoff birth and Tony Romo’s implosion.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 15: Will You People Quit Killing Each Other so I Can Enjoy at Least One Weekend of Football?
December 19th, 2012 at 11:00am MetalSucks

Brockie has some things to say about the shooting in Newton, CT.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 14: Another Week, Another Dead Player
December 11th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks

Brockie dissects the tragic accident in Dallas (just one week after the incident in Kansas City), the miracle of Peyton Manning’s comeback, Tom Brady’s stomping of the Texans and more.


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Show Us Your MetalSucks: The Gwar Edition
December 6th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks

Send us pics of yourself wearing a MetalSucks t-shirt, receive free shit in the mail!


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Necessary Roughness, Week 13: I Get Cheeky with Managament and Disgusted in General
December 3rd, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks

Dave begs the editors to move this column to Tuesday and mourns the loss of “murderer Javon Belcher’s” girlfriend.


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Show Review: GWAR, DevilDriver, Cancer Bats, and Legacy of Disorder at The Sound Academy in Toronto, November 24, 2012
November 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

The mighty GWAR will never settle for a game-tying field goal.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 11: Turkey Day Stuffing
November 26th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks

The Houston Texans are for real, the Skins keep their playoff hopes alive, the Patriots thrash the hapless Jets, and more of the Week 11 NFL action.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 11: Die, Eagles, Die!
November 19th, 2012 at 6:20pm MetalSucks

Dave Brockie recounts the time Eagles fans poured beer and garbage all over him, then recaps this weekend’s NFL action.


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Question Of The Week: Choose Your Own MetalSucks Guest Columnist
November 16th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks

Doc Coyle. Oderus Urungus. Eyal Levi. Paul Masvidal. Who do u select as the next superstar guest writer on MetalSucks?


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Necessary Roughness, Week 10: We Are All Losers Now
November 12th, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks

In which the Falcons undefeated season came to an end, the Giants lost and the 49ers and Rams tied.


Worst Week Ever 0
In Which We Blogged at Half-Speed
November 9th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

The most- and least-sucky stories of the week!


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Dave Mustaine, Oderus Urungus, and Ted Nugent Comment on President Obama’s Re-Election
November 8th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

You’ll never guess how each one reacted to the news!


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Necessary Roughness, Week 9: F*ck Mike Shanahan!
November 5th, 2012 at 5:52pm MetalSucks

Gwar’s Dave Brockie vents about the Redskins woeful season so far, calls for coach Shanahan’s head.


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Necessary Roughness, Week 8: The Regular Season Reaches the Halfway Point
October 29th, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks

Which teams are happy, and which ones are realizing that their “slow start” has turned into a “steady suck”?


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