Metal Legacies 0 Lars Ulrich Says Metallica’s Load-Era Haircuts Weren’t Coordinated Amongst the Band Members July 21st, 2017 at 10:53am Axl Rosenberg “Obviously, we didn’t get haircuts at the same time,” says the drummer.
Metal Merch 0 This New Black Dahlia Murder Shirt is Friggin’ Awesome July 19th, 2017 at 8:29am Axl Rosenberg Featuring a nerdy cornucopia of important figures from metal, horror movies, and video games.
\m/ 0 Video: James Hetfield Rocking Out and Playing Air Drums to Ghost July 18th, 2017 at 9:59am Vince Neilstein May we all continue to be this friggin’ excited about new music as we approach 60 years old.
Music Dorkery 0 Dave Mustaine Says These are the Four Best Rhythm Guitarists in the World July 6th, 2017 at 3:56pm Axl Rosenberg Mustaine calls this “the fantastic four.”
Punishing Pictorials 0 The REAL Babymetal: Photos of Famous Metal Musicians When They Were Wee Ones June 26th, 2017 at 11:15am MetalSucks You must have been a brutal-ful baby…
Worst Week Ever 0 Five Finger Death Punch Drama, James Hetfield Conspiracy Theory, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week June 16th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Metallica, Ghost, KISS, and more.
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Funko Pop! Vinyl Figures Coming in August June 15th, 2017 at 2:26pm Axl Rosenberg Hardwired… to be adorable!
Pummeling Politics 0 Denver Journalist Calls Metallica “the Perfect Soundtrack” for “Totalitarian Violence” and “Far-Right Republican Leadership” June 14th, 2017 at 2:05pm Axl Rosenberg “[W]hen the band broke out ‘Master of Puppets,’ tens of thousands of us belted ‘obey your master.’ It was pretty creepy.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Bible Thumpin’ Conspiracy Theorist Suggests James Hetfield Helped Kill Chris Cornell, Inadvertently Creates the Comedy Event of the Year June 12th, 2017 at 4:43pm Axl Rosenberg Did you know that Hetfield and Dave Mustaine were once lovers?
Worst Week Ever 0 The Science of Metal Screaming, a Black Metal Band’s Hilarious Drunken Performance, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week May 26th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Lamb of God, Chris Cornell, and more.
Metal Legacies 0 Metallica’s James Hetfield Discusses the Death of Chris Cornell May 24th, 2017 at 8:49am Axl Rosenberg “We forgive you, Chris.”
Moppet Metal 0 Metallica’s James Hetfield Interviewed by a Twelve-Year-Old, Admits He Has to Poop Every Time He Goes to a Hardware Store May 15th, 2017 at 2:57pm Axl Rosenberg Enter sander, exit shite.
Worst Week Ever 0 Tech N9ne Defends Phil Anselmo, Plagiarism Runs Rampant in Metal Art, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week April 28th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Metallica, Carcass, Korn, and more.
Metal Mitzvah 0 James Hetfield Replaces Metallica Tribute Band’s Stolen Gear April 28th, 2017 at 9:44am Axl Rosenberg WOW.
Metal in the Media 0 Listen: James Hetfield Narrates a Documentary About Porn Addiction April 18th, 2017 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein “Our children are potentially exposed to massive amounts of pornography on a daily basis by the tap of a finger. It is teaching them a lie, it is belittling spouses, emasculating men and destroying the beautiful essence of women.”
Pummeling Politics 0 James Hetfield Won’t Share His Opinion of Donald Trump April 6th, 2017 at 4:12pm Vince Neilstein But the guy once narrated a documentary about bear hunting. What do YOU think he thinks?
The 25 Most Important Metal Bands of the '90s 0 The 25 Most Important Metal Bands of the ’90s: #6, Metallica March 31st, 2017 at 11:37am Axl Rosenberg Whether you loved or hated their output during this decade, you couldn’t deny its significance.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Famous Metal Musicians Had Tinder Profiles March 28th, 2017 at 1:43pm MetalSucks Includes members of Metallica, All That Remains, Suicide Silence, and more.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Song That Wasn’t Supposed to Be On Ride the Lightning, Terrible Album Covers, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week March 17th, 2017 at 4:48pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Mastodon, Marduk, Avenged Sevenfold, and more.
The Webernets 0 Watch This Supercut Video of James Hetfield Saying “NO!” March 14th, 2017 at 9:49am Vince Neilstein Turns out he doesn’t just say “YEAH!” all the time.
