What the...?? 0 The New Adema EP Has the Best Album Art in the History of Ever Ever Ever April 2nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg In the words of Vince Neilstein, “WUT”
Moppet Metal 0 Abused Toddlers Forced to Lip Sync to Korn March 11th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Someone call Child Protective Services!!!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Your Label Needs A Name, “Tradecraft” Is Taken February 15th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hey, u remember esteemed labels like Flawless Records? Machine Shop Records? Elementree Records? Of course u don’t!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 12, 2013 February 12th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Listen to this week’s new releases and your ears will be whisked off to Italy, Pennsylvania, insane-ass Finland, and worse!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 22, 2013 January 22nd, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks Your local shop’s display labeled “METAL – NEW TODAY” has been relocated to your home PLUS unlimited listening!
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Reunion Mania 0 Prediction: Brian “Head” Welch Will Be Back in Korn by the End of 2013 November 9th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band announces two shows with old guitarist, David Silvera breaks out his practice pads.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Feels Like The First Time! October 26th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Trust us. We’re experts. (And so are u!)
New Stuff 0 Jesus Has Not Helped Brian Welch Become a Better Songwriter October 24th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Former Korn guitarist’s new song no less shitty than the rest of his output.
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE ARE AT NY COMIC CON RIGHT NOW! October 12th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Sure, Axl and Vince are off at Comic Con hanging […]
Retrospective 0 KORN’S DEBUT ALBUM NOW TOO OLD TO LIKE KORN October 11th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I never would have known this if not for Invisible […]
Music Dorkery 0 IS THIS FIELDY’S ISOLATED BASS TRACK FROM “FREAK ON A LEASH”? October 9th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein As if we needed another reason to make fun of […]
Metal in the Media 0 SO JUST TELL YOUR BOSS YOU NEED TO BLAST REPULSION AT WORK. IT’S GOOD FOR BUSINESS! September 7th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you hate your job — and it seems like […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: SEPTEMBER 4, 2012 September 4th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Oh hello there, MetalSucks metal sucker! Hmm are u surprised […]
Metal Metsieh 0 AMAZON IS HAVING AN AWESOME $5 ALBUM SALE! August 21st, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Let’s cut to the quick: you love metal, and buying […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: AUGUST 21, 2012 August 21st, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Music evokes all kinds of mental imagery. The right kind […]
Tour de Force 0 ROB ZOMBIE AND MARILYN MANSON GO TOGETHER LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND TERRIBLE MUSIC July 12th, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks You don’t have to be smart like Frankie from Emmure […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 I KIND OF LOVE THE NEW ROB ZOMBIE ALBUM ART July 5th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Rob Zombie has a new album called Mondo Sex Head coming […]
