F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Rage Against the Machine Bassist Tim Commerford Calls Limp Bizkit “One of the Dumbest Bands in the History of Music” February 10th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg That sound you hear is Wes Borland weeping.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week February 6th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slipknot, AC/DC, Pantera, and more.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Other Metal Musicians Infected by Band-Related Diseases February 5th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Members of Disturbed, Hellyeah, Motionless in White and more bravely share their sicknesses in the name of raising awareness.
The Webernets 0 Wes Borland Admits He’s Afflicted with “Limp Bizkit AIDS” February 3rd, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s like regular AIDS, but more irritating.
Tweet Twat 0 Limp Bizkit Guitarist Wes Borland is Funny, Sad January 29th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg New Instagram post takes a dump on Limp Bizkit fans’ and peers alike.
New Stuff 0 Black Star Raskulinecz: Loud Music’s Hottest Producer Stoops To Not-Thin-Lizzy January 21st, 2015 at 4:00pm Anso DF Def Leppard singer pulled out, Nick Raskulinecz stepped in. That’s like losing a raisin then finding a diamond.
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Slipknot, Slayer and Limp Bizkit Earn to Play Shows? December 4th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein These are always fun to look at even if they only represent part of the picture.
What the...?? 0 Fred Durst Opened a Dog Grooming Business in Salinas November 7th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg But is it as classy as a Hollywood Laundromutt in Manhattan????
The Contortionist Sucks 0 The Contortionist’s Top Nu-Metal Albums September 17th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Includes selections by Slipknot, Deftones, and Mudvayne.
Br00tal-lists 0 Today’s List Over Which to Argue: Revolver‘s Ten Nu-Metal Albums You Need to Own September 10th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg My list is considerably different from theirs. What about yours?
Green Eggs and Slam 0 What is the BEST ALBUM ART of 2014??? August 6th, 2014 at 1:00pm Sergeant D Vinyl may not be the most convenient or best-sounding listening format, but when it comes to serving as a canvas for beautiful artwork, LPs can’t be beat!
New Stuff 0 “Endless Slaughter”: Limp Bizkit Find Innovative New Ways to be Terrible August 1st, 2014 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg So… good for them?
What the...?? 0 THIS is the eHarmony Commercial Fred Durst Directed?!?! July 21st, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg ?!?!?!
Please Kill Me 0 Great, Now Anthrax Have Cooties June 25th, 2014 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks a lot, Limp Bizkit.
Cinemetal 0 “Your Tumor is Malignant” No Longer the Four Words You Least Want to Hear or Read June 24th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg This affliction is 100% untreatable.
Cinemetal 0 Fred Durst is Directing Commercials for eHarmony Now May 5th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg He does it all so YOU can get some nookie.
\m/ 0 Indonesian Presidental Candidate Joko Widodo is a Metalhead March 21st, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg In case the fact that he’s wearing a friggin’ Napalm Death shirt didn’t give it away.
Editorials 0 The Lounge Kittens Manage the Impossible, Make Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin'” Listenable February 28th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Back da fuck up while they fuck this track up.
Please Kill Me 0 The Nu-Metal Revival Apocalypse Grows More Dire, Overtakes Metal Hammer Magazine January 16th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You can’t kill me ’cause I’ve already unsubscribed you.
\m/ 0 Alice in Chains’ Jerry Cantrell Values His MTV Video Music Award Moonman Statuette Exactly as Much as He Ought To January 15th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg He thinks about it every time he wipes his ass.
