\m/ 0 Alice in Chains’ Jerry Cantrell Values His MTV Video Music Award Moonman Statuette Exactly as Much as He Ought To January 15th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg He thinks about it every time he wipes his ass.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Didn’t Wanna Risk Our Relationship with God November 8th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The theme of this week’s playlist: SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!!!
New Stuff 0 Limp Bizkit Ruin Guns N’ Roses, Ministry November 5th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg You’ve never wanted to escape the jungle so bad in your life.
Cinemetal 0 Now Fred Durst is Trying to Turn his Life Into a TV Drama October 31st, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Welcome to prime time, bitch.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Someone Stole DJ Lethal’s MTV VMA Moonman Statue October 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Was it Blake Judd?
What the...?? 0 Fred Durst and Billy Ray Cyrus Performed on Arsenio Hall October 4th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg What year is it?!?!?!
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Sepultura’s Roots Belongs in the Ground August 14th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sepultura made multiple classic albums. Roots is not one of them.
Greatest Hits 0 If You Like Bass Dogs, You’ll LOVE Drum Fish August 7th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Time for some more silly ‘Shop jobs!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Humiliated Fred Durst July 12th, 2013 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s our first Needlessly Shat Upon Band Bracket playlist!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 9-12: Megadeth Vs. All That Remains, Limp Bizkit Vs. Dope, In Flames Vs. Cryptopsy, Asking Alexandria Vs. Abigail Williams July 10th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The theme of today’s match-ups: “Whoever wins, we all lose!!!”
Greatest Hits 0 Ministry’s Al Jourgensen: “I Got Paid to Humiliate Fred Durst” July 8th, 2013 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Do you believe this story?
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: MetalSucks Presents The Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket! July 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Which one of these bands doesn’t deserve all the crap they take? YOU decide!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Fred Durst Hasn’t Heard Emmure June 12th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Frankie Palmeri must be heart broken!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Uh, Gee, I Dunno, Since Sometime Around 1999? May 30th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Oh Fred, Fred, Fred.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Creationists Drank Jizz March 29th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out this week’s top stories, as well as a video of a naked fat dude attacking a member of the Westboro County Church.
New Stuff 0 Pretty Much the Worst Thing Ever, Part I: Limp Bizkit’s “Ready to Go” (featuring Lil Wayne) March 25th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fred Durst finally comes clean about his favorite beverage.
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were for Nu Metal Rock Fans November 16th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg And now the week’s top stories…
...And F*ck You Too 0 Limp Bizkit are Either Stupid or Delusional November 14th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Or both. Both is always a possibility.
