Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: MAY 22, 2012 May 22nd, 2012 at 10:00am Vic Vaughn Oh hi there, metal people of awesomeness! It’s Tuesday, so […]
\m/ 0 HERE’S VIDEO OF PHIL ANSELMO AND GEEZER BUTLER JAMMING WITH DUDES FROM SLAYER, MEGADETH, AND ANTHRAX April 13th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This past September, Vince and I attended the Metal Masters […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 MIKE PORTNOY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE WORD “LITERALLY” MEANS March 26th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Former Avenged Sevenfold/current Yellow Matter Custard drummer Mike Portnoy recently […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT CAME OUT YESTERDAY: MARCH 13, 2012 March 14th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks Hey MetalSucks awesomes! It’s me, Anso DF, here to rock […]
The Webernets 0 YNGWIE MALMSTEEN HAS ALWAYS HAD GOOD TASTE March 13th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, this is kinda fun/funny. In 1994, Guitar World administered a […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE TOOK THE OATH OF THE CIRCLE (OR SOMETHING) March 2nd, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below. Yo! […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Drummers 1500 #25: MIKE PORTNOY (ADRENALINE MOB) February 27th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
Music Dorkery 140 THIS WEEK ON A&E: HOARDERS, THE MIKE PORTNOY EPISODE February 7th, 2012 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein My TV is inextricably tuned to the nerdiest of all […]
Everyone's Replaceable 50 BLUE MURDER WATCH: JOHN SYKES DEPARTS MIKE PORTNOY PROJECT January 27th, 2012 at 4:00pm Anso DF When ex-Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy announced an unlikely collaboration […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 280 ADRENALINE MOB ALBUM COVER: MAYBE YOU DIDN’T NOTICE… BUT YOUR BRAIN DID! January 24th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Mike Portnoy’s new band, Adrenaline Mob, are gonna release their […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 130 THE SPIRIT OF THE MIKE PORTNOY VS. DREAM THEATER LAWSUIT CARRIES ON October 27th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein On September 20th we reported that Mike Portnoy sued the […]
Rigged 260 RIGGED: DREAM THEATER’S MIKE MANGINI TAKES YOU THROUGH EVERY PIECE OF HIS MEGA-DRUMKIT [PART 2] September 29th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks On September 15th we published Part 1 of an epic […]
Rampant Rumors 570 LOW BLOW, MIKE PORTNOY, LOW BLOW September 20th, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein UPDATE, 1pm EDT: Now Dream Theater’s attorney says that there […]
Cinemetal 430 MIKE PORTNOY: NOT IN THE NEW DREAM THEATER VIDEO September 15th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Discussing Dream Theater’s new album, A Dramatic Turn of Events, […]
Show Reviews 440 METAL MASTERS CLINIC 2 MAKES MUSIC DORKS HORNY, PHIL ANSELMO HAPPY September 13th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein If you’re not a musician, last night’s Metal Masters Clinic […]
New Stuff 530 NO MORE DREAM THEATER SNIPPETS: FULL ALBUM NOW POSTED! September 9th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I’ve been ragging on Dream Theater a good bit lately, […]
Haterade 380 DAMMIT DREAM THEATER, STOP IT WITH THIS SONG SNIPPET BULLCRAP August 26th, 2011 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein What Would Mike Portnoy Have Done? Certainly not put clip art […]
New Stuff 260 ADRENALINE MOB EP STREAM: THE MUSICAL EQUIVALENT OF A BEER GUT FROM LONG ISLAND August 10th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Adrenaline Mob, the new band featuring ex-Dream Theater drummer Mike […]
What the...?? 470 DREAM THEATER USED CLIP ART FOR THEIR NEW ALBUM COVER August 8th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I’m not one to place much significance on album artwork […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 SYKES/PORTNOY: BLOCKING MY BLUE MURDER BONERZ? July 26th, 2011 at 1:30pm Anso DF Portnoy (left) with Tom Morello, John goddamn Sykes, That Metal […]
